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Players: | 109/100 | Votes: | 6447 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | Potions Brewed: | 159 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 12 |
Dark Rituals Completed: | 6 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 26 |
Magic Wands Crafted: | 10 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
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