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Players: | 100/900 | Votes: | 4905 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 |
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 50 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 |
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 8 | Horror Stories Survived: | 3 |
Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 |
Undead Armies Raised: | 0 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 |
Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 4 |
New Chunks Explored: | 177646 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 3 |
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