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Players: | 90/900 | Votes: | 5940 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 2 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 25 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 |
Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 | Ores Mined: | 3835 |
Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 |
Buildings Constructed: | 25 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
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