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Players: | 95/600 | Votes: | 341 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Alien Abductions: | 1 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 3 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 10 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 |
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 9 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 |
Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 5 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 25 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 9 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 | Votes: | 4167 |
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