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Players: | 90/500 | Votes: | 3187 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 3 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 39 |
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 4 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 5 | Endless Night Skies: | 5 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 | Crops Grown: | 3043 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 9 |
Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 | Farms Harvested: | 908 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 |
ALSO, DID YOU KNOW THAT PLAYING MINECRAFT BURNS MORE CALORIES THAN RUNNING A MARATHON? YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT! OUR SERVER IS BASICALLY A GYM MEMBERSHIP, BUT WITHOUT ALL THE SWEAT AND SMELLY PEOPLE.
OH, AND IF YOU JOIN NOW, YOU’LL GET A FREE PET UNICORN THAT FARTS RAINBOWS AND POOPS GOLD. YEAH, THAT’S HOW EPIC OUR SERVER IS.
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? COME JOIN US AND GET FIT WHILE BUILDING EPIC CASTLES AND FIGHTING ZOMBIES. IT’S A WIN-WIN SITUATION, DUDE!