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Players: | 98/700 | Votes: | 8454 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Magical Moments Shared: | 10 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 | Void Armor Forged: | 11 |
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 |
Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 13 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 3 |
Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Ghost Minerβs Tools Found: | 3 |
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