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Players: | 96/700 | Votes: | 4004 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Endless Legions Commanded: | 46 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 |
Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 5 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 2 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 |
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 4 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 |
Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
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