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Players: | 108/200 | Votes: | 8926 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 2 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 14 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 3 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 4 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! As you continue to explore, you come across a giant rainbow-colored sheep that poops out diamonds. That’s right, DIAMONDS. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join our server, how about the fact that every time you mine a block, a chorus of singing villagers serenades you with your favorite song?
So why are you still awake? Stop wasting time and come join us on the most absurdly hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe you’ll even become best friends with a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot.