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Players: | 97/200 | Votes: | 3915 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Mines Excavated: | 1978 | Treasure Maps Found: | 13 |
Haunted Chests Opened: | 5 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 |
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 2 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 14 |
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 10 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
Magic Items Found: | 4348 | Mineshafts Explored: | 5 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 7 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 19 |
Astral Projections Made: | 1 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 15 |
But wait, there’s more! As you continue to explore, you come across a giant rainbow-colored sheep that poops out diamonds. That’s right, DIAMONDS. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join our server, how about the fact that every time you mine a block, a chorus of singing villagers serenades you with your favorite song?
So why are you still awake? Stop wasting time and come join us on the most absurdly hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe you’ll even become best friends with a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot.