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Players: | 105/400 | Votes: | 421 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 23 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Royal Courts Attended: | 2 |
Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 15 |
But wait, there’s more! As you continue to explore, you come across a giant rainbow-colored sheep that poops out diamonds. That’s right, DIAMONDS. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join our server, how about the fact that every time you mine a block, a chorus of singing villagers serenades you with your favorite song?
So why are you still awake? Stop wasting time and come join us on the most absurdly hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe you’ll even become best friends with a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot.