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Players: | 93/600 | Votes: | 6217 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 10 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
Heroic Legacies Created: | 7 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 25 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 | Animals Bred: | 15 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 | Underground Cities Explored: | 4 |
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So come join us and experience the ultimate relaxation in Minecraft form. Who knew virtual parenting could be so easy and hilarious?