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Players: | 93/800 | Votes: | 5179 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 9 |
Mines Excavated: | 2212 | Underground Cities Explored: | 1 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 | Alien Abductions: | 5 |
Titanic Battles Fought: | 29 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 |
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 6 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 2 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 |
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Forget about waking up your adult husband in the morning – on our server, he’ll magically wake up on time and take care of the kids without you having to lift a finger. And don’t worry about feeling selfish for wanting a break, because on our server, self-care is a top priority.
So come join us and experience the ultimate relaxation in Minecraft form. Who knew virtual parenting could be so easy and hilarious?