Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 99/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 9 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 43 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 2454 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Epic Quests Completed: | 5 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 3 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 4770 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 4 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 6 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 154 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.
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