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Players: | 102/400 | Votes: | 6131 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 | Emeralds Found: | 5845 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 100 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 7 | Enchantments Applied: | 196 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 7690 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 11 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 10 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
Our players are so skilled they could take down a horde of creepers blindfolded while juggling TNT. And don’t even get me started on our epic events – we once had a battle royale where the winner got a pet dragon that poops diamonds.
But wait, there’s more! Our community is so tight-knit, it’s like a family… if your family was a bunch of deranged unicorns who communicate through interpretive dance. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself – just be prepared to never look at Minecraft the same way again!