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Players: | 90/400 | Votes: | 9683 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 24 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 2 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 7 | Animals Bred: | 97 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Vanishing Items Found: | 3 |
Our players are so skilled they could take down a horde of creepers blindfolded while juggling TNT. And don’t even get me started on our epic events – we once had a battle royale where the winner got a pet dragon that poops diamonds.
But wait, there’s more! Our community is so tight-knit, it’s like a family… if your family was a bunch of deranged unicorns who communicate through interpretive dance. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself – just be prepared to never look at Minecraft the same way again!