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Players: | 93/700 | Votes: | 6286 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | New Chunks Explored: | 573200 |
Wyrmholes Dug: | 5 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 7 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 9 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 |
Herobrine Sightings: | 4 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 16 |
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 6 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
Our players are so skilled they could take down a horde of creepers blindfolded while juggling TNT. And don’t even get me started on our epic events – we once had a battle royale where the winner got a pet dragon that poops diamonds.
But wait, there’s more! Our community is so tight-knit, it’s like a family… if your family was a bunch of deranged unicorns who communicate through interpretive dance. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself – just be prepared to never look at Minecraft the same way again!