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Players: | 104/500 | Votes: | 2345 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Royal Courts Attended: | 3 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 |
Underground Cities Explored: | 5 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 23 |
Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 |
Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 29 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 14 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 2 |
Our players are so skilled they could take down a horde of creepers blindfolded while juggling TNT. And don’t even get me started on our epic events – we once had a battle royale where the winner got a pet dragon that poops diamonds.
But wait, there’s more! Our community is so tight-knit, it’s like a family… if your family was a bunch of deranged unicorns who communicate through interpretive dance. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself – just be prepared to never look at Minecraft the same way again!