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Players: | 98/700 | Votes: | 5236 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Treasure Maps Found: | 11 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 |
Titanic Battles Fought: | 16 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 8 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 |
Undead Armies Raised: | 0 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 11 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 11 |
Votes: | 6422 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 12 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 |
Our players are so skilled they could take down a horde of creepers blindfolded while juggling TNT. And don’t even get me started on our epic events – we once had a battle royale where the winner got a pet dragon that poops diamonds.
But wait, there’s more! Our community is so tight-knit, it’s like a family… if your family was a bunch of deranged unicorns who communicate through interpretive dance. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself – just be prepared to never look at Minecraft the same way again!