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| Players: | 90/400 | Votes: | 3233 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 | Love Letters Sent: | 13 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 0 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 10 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 1277 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 13 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 8 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
| Farms Harvested: | 329 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 10 |
LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we have so much fun you’ll be like “what even is real life anymore?!” we got more crazy builds than a toddler on pixie sticks and more drama than a reality TV show about llama farmers.
Our players are so skilled they could take down a horde of creepers blindfolded while juggling TNT. And don’t even get me started on our epic events – we once had a battle royale where the winner got a pet dragon that poops diamonds.
But wait, there’s more! Our community is so tight-knit, it’s like a family… if your family was a bunch of deranged unicorns who communicate through interpretive dance. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself – just be prepared to never look at Minecraft the same way again!
