SlaughterCraft Minecraft Server

Atrocity, brutality, Conflict, crisis management., drone footage, eastern europe, Footage analysis, human rights violations, international news, investigative journalism, media coverage, Military, Minecraft, Server, SlaughterCraft, SLAUGHTERED, surrendering, Tragedy, Ukraine, Ukrainian troops, violence, War Crimes, WARFARE

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we have so much fun you’ll be like “what even is real life anymore?!” we got more crazy builds than a toddler on pixie sticks and more drama than a reality TV show about llama farmers.

Our players are so skilled they could take down a horde of creepers blindfolded while juggling TNT. And don’t even get me started on our epic events – we once had a battle royale where the winner got a pet dragon that poops diamonds.

But wait, there’s more! Our community is so tight-knit, it’s like a family… if your family was a bunch of deranged unicorns who communicate through interpretive dance. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself – just be prepared to never look at Minecraft the same way again!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Mommy’s PvP Daycare Server

acute respiratory infection, child health outcomes, childhood trauma, children under 5, Connection, daycare, diarrhea, domestic violence, family dynamics, intimate partner violence, long-term effects, mental health, Mommys, MOTHERS, physical abuse, poor health, public health, PvP, relationship violence, Server, social issue, study, under nourished, vulnerable populations

come join our epic minecraft server where the only violence you’ll see is when you accidentally hit a chicken with your pickaxe! our server is so safe, even the creepers are friendly!

we’ve got a special connection between building epic structures and improving your mental health! studies show that players who join our server are less likely to experience stress and anxiety, and more likely to have a blast!

our server is like a virtual playground for kids under 5! they can build their own little houses, explore the vast world, and even ride on the backs of flying pigs! plus, our server is so nutritious, you’ll never go hungry with all the virtual food options!

so come on down to our wacky minecraft server and experience the magic for yourself! who needs real life drama when you can have endless fun and adventure in our virtual world?

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	16
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Dragons Tamed:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	10

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

V&U’s K-Pop Minecraft Server

#english speaking, Afreeca VTuber, Crown US, FlaVR, Gens 1-3, idol corp, Korean language learning, Korean Vtubers, Kpop, KR, Minecraft, phase connect, PixelLink, Previous thread, prima, Production Kawaii, Server, Small Corpos, Solstice, Song Cover Playlist, south korea, Symphoria, Tsunderia Extended, Twitch Korean VTuber, V&U, V&U + KR General Friends, V&U Official Twitter, V&U Official Youtube, V&U Schedules, V&U Website, V4Mirai, VAllure, virtual universe., vnug, VReverie Extended, VTuber and You, Vus, We Are Traveling, wild things

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server ever, Sag Hex Edition! Join us for a wild adventure filled with Korean VTubers and virtual shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base where we host epic VTuber dance parties every Friday night. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a virtual idol break it down in pixelated glory!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Symphoria Original Song “Crown US,” rumored to have magical powers that can turn your diamond armor into a disco ball. And don’t even get me started on the Solstice Original Song “Wild Things” – it’s so catchy, even creepers can’t resist dancing to it.

Plus, our Gens 1-3 Original Song “We Are Traveling” will take you on a musical journey through the Minecraft universe like never before. Trust me, you’ll be humming it while mining for diamonds in no time.

So what are you waiting for? Join Sag Hex Edition today and become a part of the craziest, most VTuber-filled Minecraft server in existence. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to the land of Korean VTubers and unlock the power of the V&U agency!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Buildings Constructed:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

/vn/ – Minecraft SMP: Fate Stay Night Edition

DeepL, discussion, download links, E-Celeb, Edition, English-translated, error messages, FAQs, fate, fate/stay night, general, google it, Japanese locale, Japanese visual novels, Minecraft, night, plot spoilers, Recommendations, smp, specific element, spoiler tags, stay, tech support, Untranslated, useful things, visual novel, VN

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take the concept of visual novels to a whole new level! Join us for a wild ride filled with romance, drama, and pixelated tears.

Looking for a server where you can date your favorite anime waifu? Look no further, because on our SMP, you can craft a diamond ring and propose to your virtual crush in style.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and hidden passages. Will you be the one to uncover the mysteries hidden within?

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not challenge our resident E-celeb to a build-off? Show off your building skills and earn bragging rights for days.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the world of our Minecraft SMP and experience the ultimate visual novel adventure! Just remember to bring your best pickaxe and a sense of humor.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Emeralds Found:	8543	Star Shards Collected:	146
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

SocialMediaAddict Minecraft Server

alarm system, Communication Issues, compromise, confronting spouse, day trips, Digital Detox, family time, healthy habits, Instagram addiction, irrational fears, mental health, Minecraft, outdoor activities, PARANOIA, quality time, relationship problems, screen time, Server, social media addiction, social media usage, SocialMediaAddict, tiktok addiction

Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract your wife from her social media addiction? Look no further! Join our server and watch as she spends hours building and exploring instead of mindlessly scrolling through Instagram and TikTok.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so engaging that it will cure her paranoia and irrational fears. Say goodbye to sleepless nights filled with thoughts of intruders breaking in – now she’ll be too busy crafting and mining to worry about anything else.

And if that’s not enough, our server will even inspire her to embrace the great outdoors! No more arguments about day trips to museums and parks – she’ll be begging you to take her on adventures in the virtual world instead.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and watch as your wife’s social media addiction transforms into a love for gaming and exploration. Who knew pixels could be so powerful?

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

WeddingCraft2021

acceptance, adoption, bio dad, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, DAUGHTER, emotions, Expectations, family, Father, love, Memory, PRESSURE, relationships, Resentment, special role, stepdad, Support, Wedding, WeddingCraft2021

Looking for a Minecraft server where family drama doesn’t exist? Look no further! Join our server and escape the real world craziness for some blocky fun!

Our server is the perfect place to build your dream world without any stepdad drama. No pressure to accept new dads or replace beloved memories here! Plus, we don’t discriminate against ghostly dads – they get their own special seat for photos too!

So why join our server? Because here, you can have your wedding your way without anyone telling you what to do. No need to worry about stepdads demanding special roles or moms treating deceased loved ones like replaceable accessories. It’s all about you and your blocks, baby!

Come join us and build your way to happiness, one block at a time. Who needs family drama when you have a Minecraft server to escape to?

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Save the Creepers!

#sustainability, Altruism, Animals, Awareness, Biodiversity, coexistence, compassion, conservation, CREEPERS, ecosystem, Empathy, endangered, Environment, Extinction, Humanity, preservation, Protection, RESPONSIBILITY, Save, species, wildlife

hey u, ya u reading this. u wanna join our epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u why u should. FIRST OF ALL, we got a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold. u can be rich af in no time. SECONDLY, our server is protected by a pack of wild wolves that will attack any griefers. so u can build ur masterpiece in peace. AND LASTLY, we have a secret mission to save the rare pink sheep from extinction. we are the only species that will save another species from extinction solely based on the reason that they’re going extinct. so come join us and be a hero in the minecraft world. u won’t regret it, trust me.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	31
Towns Built:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Pronoun Palooza – Linking Minds and Blocks

blocks, brain cells, cognition, Communication, concept cells, he, hippocampus, image, Language, linking, Memory, Minds.., name.., neurology, neuroscience, palooza, person, Pronoun, Pronouns, research, Sentence, She, study, Tracking

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb dot com, ya know? like, we got these brain cells that are, like, super smart and stuff. they track pronouns and link them to the right person in a sentence. it’s like, whoa, mind blown, right?

join this server if you wanna be part of the most epic pronoun tracking adventure ever. we got pronouns flying left and right, up and down. it’s a pronoun party up in here!

imagine being able to say “he” or “she” and having these concept cells be like, “yo, i gotchu fam, i know who you talkin’ bout.” it’s like having a personal pronoun tracker in your brain, but in minecraft form.

so, come join us on this wild ride of pronoun tracking madness. you won’t regret it, trust me. it’s gonna be lit, fam.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Runes Activated:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

🌳 TREE SMP 🌳 [Vanilla] {SMP} {Semi-Madness} {1.21.1}

1.21.1, Active players, Adventure, Bedrock break, Carpet Duping, Discord, end fight, gamemode, Griefing, Ip:, map size, Minecraft, Netheroof, new, PvP, Render Distance, semi anarchy, SemiMadness, Server, smp, Tnt, Tree, Vanilla

Tree SMP Minecraft Server

Tree SMP has been open for a week and we will be having the end fight this upcoming Saturday, October 5th (More details on our discord). Come join us for the fun! We are looking for more active players and hoping you can join us on our Minecraft adventure.

IP: TreeSMP.mc.gg | Discord: https://discord.gg/GUmjf7fS

Map size	Border at 6 Million (3 mil each way)
Render Distance	10 Chunks
Gamemode	Hard
Griefing/PvP	Enabled
TnT/Carpet duping	Enabled
Netheroof	Enabled
Bedrock break	Enabled

We’re a small Minecraft community that is restarting after the end of True SMP.

FAQ

1. How can I join the server?

To join Tree SMP, simply use the IP TreeSMP.mc.gg in your Minecraft client.

2. What is the server’s Discord server?

You can join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/GUmjf7fS for more information and to connect with other players.

3. When is the end fight taking place?

The end fight will be happening on Saturday, October 5th. More details can be found on our Discord server.

4. What are the server rules?

Some of the key rules on Tree SMP include no hacking, respect other players, and no griefing outside of designated areas. More detailed rules can be found in our Discord server.

5. Can I use mods on the server?

We allow certain mods on the server, but it is recommended to check with the server admins or in the Discord server for a list of approved mods.

6. How can I report a player for breaking the rules?

If you see a player breaking the rules, please report them to a server admin or moderator either in-game or through our Discord server.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Godot Fork Minecraft Server

Beta Testing, bug fixes, coding, collaboration, Community, Development, Fork, game engine, Godot, long term, Minecraft, ongoing, open source, programming, progress, Project, Server, software, Software Development, Status, Technology, update

Are you tired of waiting for Godot? Well, fear not because on our Minecraft server, you’ll never have to wait for anything! Our server is so fast, even Godot himself would be impressed.

Join us for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life. We have flying pigs, talking cows, and dancing creepers. You’ll never know what to expect around the corner – maybe a unicorn riding a rainbow or a zombie doing the cha-cha.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary diamond-encrusted potato. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by Notch himself. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Secret Passages Found:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Evil Twin Fights:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

My RX 7800 XT Minecraft SMP Warranty Repair – Still Not OP

BROKEN, Computer Hardware, customer satisfaction, customer service, faulty product, gaming equipment, Graphics Card, hardware issue, malfunction, Minecraft, product defect, Repair, repair process, repair service, replacement parts, return policy, RX 7800 XT, smp, tech support, technical support, Troubleshooting, warranty, warranty coverage, warranty repair

Are you tired of dealing with faulty graphics cards in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft SMP where even the most broken RX 7800 XTs work perfectly fine! Our server is so magical, it can even fix hardware issues with just a click of a button. Who needs warranty repairs when you can just hop on our server and game in peace? Join now and experience the wonders of our mystical Minecraft world where GPUs never fail and gamers never cry over broken tech!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Elemental Crystals Collected:	81
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

XmasBoyfriendNotReady Minecraft Server

adjusting to change, blended families, Christmas stress, coping with change, Divorce, emotional boundaries, emotional processing, emotional wellbeing, family dynamics, family dynamics after divorce, family gatherings, Family Support, holiday plans, holiday traditions, mental health, Minecraft, new normal, parental approval, parental relationships, parents dating, personal boundaries, Server, XmasBoyfriendNotReady

Are you tired of boring family drama during the holidays? Join our Minecraft server instead and escape to a world where the only drama is between creepers and skeletons!

We understand the struggle of navigating post-divorce family dynamics, which is why our server is the perfect place to unwind and have some fun. No need to worry about your mom’s boyfriend crashing Christmas dinner – on our server, the only crashing you’ll experience is when you accidentally fall into a ravine.

So come join us and build your own virtual family with fellow players who understand the importance of finding your new normal. Plus, who needs awkward family gatherings when you can spend the holidays mining for diamonds and battling zombies?

Don’t be an Enderman hiding in the shadows – join our Minecraft server and let the holiday stress melt away like snow in the Nether!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Buildings Constructed:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	9

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

SisGone4Garden

communication breakdown, domestic disputes, emotional distress, Eviction, family conflict, Family Support, garden dispute, grass vs garden, Home ownership, legal action, living arrangements, marital priorities, neighbor interference, parenting decisions, police involvement, property boundaries, property rights, roommate problems, sibling rivalry, SisGone4Garden, sister drama

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera! Join us for the ultimate sibling rivalry experience!

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further! Our server is filled with juicy drama that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

Witness the epic battle between a sister and a wife over a patch of grass! Who knew landscaping could cause so much chaos? Join now to see the drama unfold in real-time.

Experience the thrill of police involvement and neighbor disputes, all while building your dream Minecraft world. Who needs reality TV when you have our server?

Join us now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft server around. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this wild ride!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Alien Abductions:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Void Gems Collected:	28	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

MineTime Madness

digital addiction, excessive screen time, highest screen time, madness, minetime, screen addiction, screen time, screen time awareness, screen time balance, screen time boundaries, screen time effects, screen time habits, screen time impact, screen time limits, screen time management, screen time monitoring, screen time recommendations, screen time statistics, screen time tips, screen time tracking, screen time trends, technology use

Are you tired of spending hours on end staring at your screen with nothing to show for it? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and say goodbye to boring screen time because on our server, you’ll be too busy battling dragons, building epic castles, and riding pigs into the sunset.

Forget about your real life responsibilities and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing that matters is how many diamonds you can mine in a day. Our server is so addicting, you’ll forget to eat, sleep, and even go to the bathroom (just make sure to wear a diaper).

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll get the chance to participate in our legendary annual Minecraft marathon, where players compete to see who can survive the longest without blinking. The winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual cookies and bragging rights for eternity.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and say goodbye to boring screen time forever!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	10	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

HezbollahHavoc Minecraft Server

#announcement, Army, CASUALTIES, Combat, Conflict, defense forces, Fatalities, ground operation, hezbollah, HezbollahHavoc, idf, International, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, News, SECURITY, Server, soldiers, Terrorism, Tragedy, War

OMG, u gotta join dis server cuz it’s lit AF! Like, we got so much action goin on, even the IDF is talkin about us! 7 soldiers killed by Hezbollah? Pffft, that’s nothin compared to the epic battles we have on the server! Join now and show off ur mad skills, maybe u can take down some virtual baddies too! Let’s goooo!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Zombie Dances:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	23	Buildings Constructed:	41
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

RefineryRaiders

Conflict, energy resources, escalation, foreign policy, Geopolitical, international relations, Iranian, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, oil refineries, potential targets, RefineryRaiders, regional conflict, RETALIATION, retaliation options, revenge strikes, SECURITY, strategic strikes, Tensions

hey u, yes u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have a treat for u! come join our server where we have a secret mission to protect all the oil refineries in iran from those pesky israelis! join us in epic battles where we defend the precious oil with our diamond swords and enchanted armor! who knew protecting oil could be so much fun?! so what r u waiting for? join now and be a hero in the battle for the oil refineries!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Enchantments Applied:	194
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”