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Looking for a Minecraft server that will have you laughing so hard you’ll spit out your diamond armor? Look no further than our server, where the only thing dirtier than the creeper explosions is the chat!

Join us for epic adventures and hilarious moments as we navigate through dungeons filled with chickens riding pigs and villagers trading emeralds for enchanted toilet paper.

Whether you’re building a castle fit for a king or trying to tame a wild llama named Larry, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So come on in, grab your pickaxe, and get ready to mine for gold and jokes in equal measure!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Void Armor Forged:	12
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30	Secret Passages Found:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Villages Defended:	12	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1224	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	New Chunks Explored:	62583
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	3604

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	10	Mythical Swords Crafted:	69
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Dragons Tamed:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Alien Abductions:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Runes Activated:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Love Letters Sent:	8
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!