SlashCraft: Where We Say ‘I’m Coming!’ in Both Rooms

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will have you laughing so hard you’ll spit out your diamond armor? Look no further than our server, where the only thing dirtier than the creeper explosions is the chat!

Join us for epic adventures and hilarious moments as we navigate through dungeons filled with chickens riding pigs and villagers trading emeralds for enchanted toilet paper.

Whether you’re building a castle fit for a king or trying to tame a wild llama named Larry, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So come on in, grab your pickaxe, and get ready to mine for gold and jokes in equal measure!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Secret Passages Found:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
New Chunks Explored:	870780	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

jes.earth

Cross-Play, Earth, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Welcome!Just an Earth Server is a Minecraft Earth Bedrock Java crossplay survival server where you can make your town, city or even a nation! Different Earth and survival worlds, OneBlock and more. Toxicity-free.We are excited to welcome you to the server B)IP: jes.earth Bedrock Port: 19132 Map: http://map.jes.earth/ Discord: http://discord.gg/jes YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/JustanEarthServer Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/justanearthserver/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@justanearthserver

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Mineshafts Explored:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Kiras Kingdom

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Survival Games

We are a Minecraft 1.20 server in Survival Plus mode set in a medieval style. Our desire is to be your entertainment server where you can spend time creating your own adventure as well as make companions and friends with whom to share whatever you want.We have: OP Fair, Skills, RTP, Backpacks, Clans, Protections, Rankup, Giveaways, Boxes, Custom Enchantments, Economy, Tombs, Marriages, Shop, Elevators, Kits, Pets, Missions, Jobs, Homes

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

TownySMP Earth

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Zombie Dances:	8
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

DragonShield

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

drgnshield.com | br.drgnshield.com 19132 Step into the Minecraft world of DragonShield, a server noted for its welcoming atmosphere and active community. We take a firm stance against any toxic behavior to keep the server a pleasant place for everyone.DragonShield’s unique feature, PlayTime Ranks, rewards you simply for playing. The more you play, the better your rank becomes. Advancing in rank provides benefits like better kits and perks including back, feed, additional homes, hats, and much more.Tired of the same old mobs? We’ve got a selection of over 20 custom mobs like Watchers, Smoke Demons, Dead Miners, and Crawling Skellys, all awaiting you below level 60.Enjoy weekly boss events and challenging dungeon experiences. The bosses come with complex attack systems and over 30 different abilities. Hurry though – the loot rewards go to the quickest and smartest players who land the last hit.DragonShield’s enchants system offers a massive 300 different enchantments. Earn them through regular enchanting or buy them with EXP. We’ve got everything, from PvP to mining enchants to other interesting effects.DragonShield accommodates both offline mode and non-premium players We also offer cross-play for Bedrock players. So why wait? Jump into DragonShield and experience Minecraft from a fresh perspective.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Belly Server

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

Server de Minecraft Beuteugeu Server | IP: mc.beuteugeu.com Our Website: http://www.beuteugeu.com/

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

GTAMC Network

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

A new GTAMC server which proudly features NO IN-GAME PURCHASES! Come check us out and help us build up a community – Explore the vast city of Greenfield! – Loot chests for powerful guns; shoot other players and take their items! – Buy and sell items at spawn (or trade with other players!) – Lead or join a gang and take control of the streets! – Rent houses to store all of your gear! – Complete unique quests and take on a small GTA-inspired storyline! – Go achievement-hunting with our fun achievements system! – Unlock extra permissions by ranking up using in-game money! – Be a part of intense server events! – Compatible with MC Versions 1.8 – 1.20DONATE: paypal.com/sean44104

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Void Armor Forged:	28	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

firestarter

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

firestarter is a simple, cozy, and relaxing community SMP! Whether you’d like to play the game with friends or contribute to community projects, we have a bit of something for everybody!a few of the things we offer: – player-driven economy and player-run shops – grief protection and land claiming – frequent community events – tons of small quality-of-life tweaks – java + bedrock cross-play – a friendly, fair, and respectful communityYou may also be interested in checking out our handbook (https://firestartermc.com/handbook) for more information. We’d love to see you online! 🧡

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Alien Abductions:	2
Villages Defended:	15	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Animals Bred:	182	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

PrimordialMC

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

PrimordialMC is a java/bedrock crossplay server with multiple gamemodes including Factions, Skyblock, SMP, and Creative Plots!BEDROCK SUPPORTEDIP: primordialmc.com (Bedrock Port: 19132)[1.8 -> 1.19] are supported!» Factions » Skyblock » SMP » Creative Plots

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Animals Bred:	190	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	59	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Beacoland Survival

Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Divine Spears Created:	26
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Endless Night Skies:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

CubedMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Villages Defended:	10	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Potions Brewed:	198
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Alien Abductions:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

SkyMata

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Towny

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	29	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Chimeras Created:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Cobbletwo

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny

IP: play.cobbletwo.com https://cobbletwo.tebex.io What does this server have?MEGA EVOLUTIONS SUPER TOWER BATTLE MORE THAN x400 POKÉMONS MORE THAN x600 PLUSHES OVER x500 CHARMS TONS OF REWARDS CUSTOM GENERATION PROTECTS SYSTEM GTS MARKET SYSTEM POKÉMON BREEDING POKÉDEX REWARDS

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Animals Bred:	45	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Mines Excavated:	4031
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

PoliticaMC

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

A Brazilian geopolitical minecraft server, siegewar warfare, world building, immersive roleplay and more!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Ores Mined:	2664
Elemental Crystals Collected:	28	Emeralds Found:	7245
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Royal Legacy

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

This year we celebrated our 9 year anniversary! We are one of the oldest servers still around! Play with endless custom content with daily updates to improve the server continuously! Bedrock: mc.royallegacy.net 19312 Java: mc.royallegacy.net 25565* Survival – Rule the Economy with custom claiming! 1.19 * Skyblock – Upgrade to the Biggest Island! 1.19 * Prison – Upgrade your pickaxe to become FREE! 1.19

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Villages Defended:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2966	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Ether Blades Crafted:	20

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Hogwarts Network

Creative, Cross-Play, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

HOGWARTS NETWORK IP: mchogwarts.net BEDROCK: puerto: 8191 VERSION: 1.20.2 (Compatible 1.18 onwards) DISCORD: ds.mchogwarts.net TYPE: Survival, PVE/PVP, RPG, Economy, Pokeballs, Tombs, Virtual Chests, Missions, Protections.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Void Armor Forged:	24
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Buildings Constructed:	44
Dragon Eggs Found:	7764	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.