SlashCraft: Where We Say ‘I’m Coming!’ in Both Rooms

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will have you laughing so hard you’ll spit out your diamond armor? Look no further than our server, where the only thing dirtier than the creeper explosions is the chat!

Join us for epic adventures and hilarious moments as we navigate through dungeons filled with chickens riding pigs and villagers trading emeralds for enchanted toilet paper.

Whether you’re building a castle fit for a king or trying to tame a wild llama named Larry, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So come on in, grab your pickaxe, and get ready to mine for gold and jokes in equal measure!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

AFCRAFT

Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Welcome to AFCRAFT, where the possibilities are endless!Our server offers both a survival world and a minigames lobby, so you can choose to embark on a solo adventure or join forces with friends and compete in various games. Our survival world is an immersive experience – Our dedicated community has built some extraordinary things! On the other hand, our minigames lobby has a plethora of high-quality minigames to choose from, including Bedwars, Spleef, Hunger Games, Quake, Party Games, and so many more! With something for everyone, we guarantee you won’t get bored!But it’s not just the gameplay that sets us apart. Our community is incredibly tight-knit, and we pride ourselves on creating a friendly and welcoming atmosphere. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft player or just starting out, you’ll find that our players are always willing to lend a helping hand. You’ll feel right at home in our community, and who knows, you might even make some lifelong friends!In addition to our regular gameplay, we also have weekly community events that are always a blast. From build competitions to scavenger hunts, there’s always something fun going on. These events are a great way to get involved with the community, meet new players, and even win some awesome prizes.So what are you waiting for? Come join us on AFCRAFT where over 3,000 unique players have joined!WEBSITE: AFCRAFT.NET

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

VisualPvP

PvP

VisualPvP is home to the most adrenaline-pumping, competitive Network on the block, and we cherish our vibrant and welcoming community. Your voice matters, and this is where you can make a difference. [1.8 – 1.20]

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Holy Grails Found:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

MegaMC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Hello! There MegaMC Is a new Public Lifesteal SMP Launched By Me and My Team So You Can Join And Check If You Want To Play You Can And Join Discord For Giveaways Ranks , Crate Keys , and much more Join Now!!!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

KryptonPVP

Creative, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

KriptonPVP is a Minecraft Network where quality will be present from the first moment you connect to the server. Together with the entire staff we try to solve all the problems that arise in the shortest possible time, in addition to adding improvements to the Network so that the gaming experience is better every day. We are also characterized by having a friendly and close staff with users. Every month we invest the money from donations in having servers without lag, being open 24/7, in our own plugins, anti-DDoS protection, anti-Hacks and backups.As you can see, we have all put a lot of effort into making the server the way it is now, so I hope you want to join us on this adventure that we are sure you will have fun with.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	438	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Shadow Kingdom

Creative, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Shadow Kingdom is a unique network of many servers dedicated to providing you the best Minecraft experience. Whether you’re a build-savvy architect, competitive PvP warrior, or just looking for a place to meet a tight-knit community of friendly individuals, Shadow Kingdom Network is the place for you! Our network is divided between only 2 main servers: Creative and Towny; both of which are much different from each other. Only operating 2 main game modes allows our team to pay special attention to the small details, and also allows for constant updates, bug fixes, and support. Shadow Kingdom has been running for many years, and our servers are established and jam-packed with many features! We work hard to ensure that every player has a voice. If you have any suggestions or questions, please don’t hesitate to contact us on our forums! https://shadowkingdom.org/We hope to see you in-game soon!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

RLCraft Merciless Sufferings

Economy, Factions, PvE, Survival

RLCraft is back with Version 2.9– No KeepInventory – Exploration Maps that change every 2 weeks – Player Shops -Job System – Factions Create Alliances or declare War on your Enemies. Take over their Territory to steal their Base!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	58
Endless Legions Commanded:	18	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Holy Grails Found:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

SuperCraft

Economy, Parkour, PvP, Survival

This is a very friendly server and everyone is welcome here. This server is compatible with Java and cracked players, No toxicity is Tolerated, We are trying to make SuperCraft the best Indian Minecraft server.– Survival Game-Modes coming soon!: – Parkour – SkyBlock – BedWars – ThePit – SkyWars – More to come!Connect with us, join the discord server at https://discord.supercraft.in/

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	31	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	98

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

AcentraMC

Bedwars, Cross-Play, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Animals Bred:	10	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Divine Spears Created:	19	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Arcaneva Geopolitical

Earth, Factions, PvP, Roleplay

Arcaneva is a Minecraft 1.19.4 Java and Bedrock server where you can lead or support a nation on EARTH on a Full Scale! What’s stopping you from having a good time?!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	48	Gods Slained:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	174	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

SkyBlade

Bedwars, Creative, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

We’re a Minecraft Bedrock and Java cross-play server with a large variety of fun minigames to play! Our goal is to bring the best experience to players, which is why we really want to hear your feedback for us to improve! Join us on Discord and follow us on Twitter and Instagram (@SkyBladeNetwork) to stay up-to-date!To summarise, here’s a LARGE list of things that we offer: – SkyWars, BedWars, The Bridge, TNT Run, TurfWars, Colour Shuffle (Block Party Equivalent), Spleef, Drop, ZAP (Splegg Equivalent), One in the Chamber, Punch (Sumo Equivalent), 1v1 Duels, Free-Build Creative, Parkour, SkyBlock + so much more!So, what are you waiting for? Grab some friends and get playin’! We can’t wait to see you online! 🙂

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Storyfortune

PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Storyfortune is a brand new survival experience based on the latest versions of Minecraft: Java Edition, with a focus on bringing players together unlike ever before while providing a top player experience! Our server is a grief-free and safe area where anyone and everyone can come and play with others. We strive to provide a unique and engaging experience while maintaining the core survival gameplay.We have player warps and shops, land claiming, marriage, an auction house and so much more! What are you waiting for?**IP: find.storyfortune.net** **Version: 1.20.2**Our rules can be found at: https://storyfortune.net/rules Our Discord server: https://storyfortune.net/discord

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Dragons Tamed:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Astral Projections Made:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Mines Excavated:	2421	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

ObiWorld

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

Family-friendly survival server. Java and Bedrock Crossplay!! Includes claims, homes, and teleport. Loads of minigames: bedwars, duels, paintball, parkour, hunger games and more! Active staff. Unlock abilities and earn ranks by just playing. Test your skills in our custom arenas and boss battles! Try out our custom enchantments, magic wands, and advancements. Java IP: play.obiworldmc.com Bedrock IP: play.obiworldmc.com Port: 47973

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

LifeStealMC

Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Simply Vanilla Anarchy

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

We have been online since 2019 with a strong discord community and 10-30 active players. No hacking/duping allowed. Vanilla world-borders and Nether-roof is accessible.Want to experience anarchy without everyone hacking or long queues or low tps? Join Simply Vanilla! The server prides itself with having only very few plugins installed to keep things as Vanilla and Anarchy as possible. The server has never been reset and never will be, the current 6 TB map size speaks for itself.We are hosted in EU giving all players in Europe an excellent ping while still being reasonably good for North American players.Join Today!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	19	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	332
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	7846	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

AugustaTowny

Economy, Survival, Towny

Augusta Towny is a offers a unique experience for players who enjoy town-building, jobs, quests, and economy. With the popular Towny plugin, players can join or create their own towns, and work together with other players to build, protect and grow their community. We offer custom world generation to allow your creativity to skyrocket. Our server also offers a friendly and welcoming community, where players can enjoy a variety of activities such as mining, farming, trading, and crafting. We have an economy system that allows players to earn money by gathering, crafting, smelting, and selling their resources and items. Use it to become to richest player on the server.How to Join: – Java Server IP: play.augustatowny.com – Bedrock Server IP: play.augustatowny.com | Bedrock Port: 25565 – Minecraft Version: The server operates on version 1.19.4 – ViaVersion and ViaBackwards are installed. 1.19+ is recommended - Discord: https://discord.gg/SF3aSc4dfJOur staff team is dedicated to providing a safe and enjoyable environment for all players, and are always available to assist players with any questions or concerns. So come join us on Augusta Towny and experience the fun and excitement of town-building, exploration, and community interaction!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.