SlapCraft SMP – >mfw arseshite will get slapped 3-2 (4-2…LOL

42…LOL, AGG, arseshite, big 6, champions league, Defeat, done, Elite, football, gtmfw, helmut kickers, Humiliation, Lab, livershite, manure, marbella fc, mfw, premier league, SlapCraft, SLAPPED, smp, spanked, sports, valencia sportif

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	3965
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of getting slapped around in other Minecraft SMPs like arseshite, livershite, and manure? Well, fear not because our server is here to save you from embarrassment! Join us and experience the thrill of dominating your opponents like Valencia Sportif, Marbella FC, and Helmut Kickers!

We don’t mess around with the “big 6” – we’re in a league of our own, where only the elite survive. So if you’re ready to show off your skills and prove that you’re the ultimate Minecraft champion, then come join us and let the games begin! Who knows, you might even get to slap around some of the so-called “elite” players yourself. 😉

Minemu

Cross-Play

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	7960
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Animals Bred:	178	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Endless Night Skies:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Falling into the Void:	3

Our non-premium server offers a unique experience for players by allowing crossplay between Bedrock and Java versions.With a focus on massive events with hundreds of players at a time and proximity voice chat, it’s the perfect place to socialize and play with others from around the world. In addition, it has classic modes such as survival, creative, skyblock, bedwars, mobarena, among others, to satisfy all types of players. To add more fun, the server also offers a wide range of modpacks, such as pixelmon or tekking, which you can easily access through its own launcher. Join us and enjoy an unparalleled gaming experience!(you can enter with all versions from 1.8 to the latest)

minemu.net

VoxelMC

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	3576
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Ores Mined:	1639	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

VoxelMc Version: 1.9 to 1.19 Characteristics: – Custom Biomes – Levels – Rewards – PvP – Tags

voxelmc.xyz

Moon Landing

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Towny

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	923
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Astral Projections Made:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Void Gems Collected:	12	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Welcome to Moon Landing Embark on a captivating journey in Moon Landing, where survival meets space-themed wonder. Explore a universe brimming with unique features:– Moon-Themed World – Over 100 Custom Quests – 10+ Galactic Jobs – Skill Ascension – Expanding Universe Lore – Easy Space ColonizationEmbark on Your Galactic Adventure! Join Moon Landing and craft your story among the stars. Explore, build, and innovate in a universe where your imagination is the only limit. Board your spacecraft and set course for adventure!

play.MoonLandingMC.com

Lucent PvP

KitPvP, PvP, Survival

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	3074
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4

LucentPvP is a CrystalPvP-based server with Survival and Practice. The development team at LucentPvP do not believe in Pay to Win servers. LucentPvP strives not to be one.LucentPvP offers three maps for their practice gamemode, Bedrock, Flat and Wild. LucentPvP’s survival gamemode is vanilla survival. CrystalPvP is encouraged.Join our discord as well! Our link is on the left.

play.lucentpvp.net

The Armada Network

Creative, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	7289
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Villages Defended:	11
Dragon Eggs Found:	5505	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	60	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0

╔═════ARMADA NETWORK═════╗ SERVER WIDE FEATURES – 1.19+ – Java + Bedrock ╔═════Skyblock═════╗ – Levelling System – Co-Op PvE Experience – Bosses and PVP – Dungeons ╔═════SMP EARTH═════╗ – Earth SMP – Multi Planet – Custom map

play.thearmada.gg

Salt & Light

Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	1754
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	89
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

slmc.vpsnode.org

Haunted Mansion

Mini Games, Parkour, Survival

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	9589
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	4

Welcome Foolish Mortals! Zombie Apocalypse Survival Parkour Minigames Skull Clicker Village Defense Mob Arena The Drop Spirit BounceLeaderboards Pets Cosmetics

play.hauntedmansion.us

Kings Peace

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	587
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Star Shards Collected:	81
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9320
Potions Brewed:	72	Battle Standards Raised:	9

Come Try out kings peace, multiverse server has multiple worlds to play on. a frendly fun place to play the server will not have games it is just survival, claimblocks and more

45.159.6.92:26380

Xironite

Creative, MCMMO, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	2831
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	418
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	29	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	92
Buildings Constructed:	15	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30

Xironite Towny [1.20 – 1.20.X]

Xironite is a server dedicated to interacting with our community through hosting events and listening to player feedback On Xironite, we offer a various amount of gamemodes for players to try. The gamemodes are Towny, Skyblock, Survival, Creative and Events!Xironite is constantly evolving based on player feedback and ideas from our amazing management. Join now before you miss our next event!How to Join? Join now using our IP: mc.xironite.orgDiscord: https://xironite.org/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/xironite TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@xironite YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCc4O3IaYx8s-LQznYNomJTw

mc.xironite.org

Timeless

KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	6339
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	43
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	2

IntroTimeless is a server that combines the fun of semi-vanilla minecraft and boosts it with various events and a storyline for players to follow.Here is the last event trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KtHO7rwbM9oAboutTimeless basis itself around vanilla minecraft, but adds more convenient solutions with its various plugins. You’ll find starting players can access basic commands from essentials and are ranked up by voting! If you need a break from mining and building we have multiple arenas ranging from pvp to parkour, in which you are given kits to battle to your heart’s desire.These arenas also hold tournaments and mini-games, for players to compete and win prizes to aid their survival progress. The soul of ‘Timeless’ would be the Lore Events, large adventure map style builds for all the players to join using gear they’ve collected in survival. These maps range in puzzles and PVE using custom mobs to challenge players.

timeless.serverminer.com

NeoUni

Creative, PvP, Survival

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	8044
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Dragon Eggs Found:	4720
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50	Votes:	9089
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

【Thank you for coming!!】 This is a Japanese Server. When you connect to the server, you will be logged in to the Lobby server. From there you can connect to survival, creative and PvP servers.【Rules : Do Not】・Annoying acts such as destruction, theft of items, and spam. ・Solicitation to other servers not related to Neo-Universe Server. ・Acts such as live broadcasting and video uploading without the permission of the operator. ・Load attack on servers such as DoS and DDoS. ・Other acts that hinder server operation.If you do not follow the rules, you will be banned without warning.【Youtube channel】https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCaG0c1OSvFuCVoag99Fq22Q

mc.neo-universe.games

MC.NOOB.LV

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	1643
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Potions Brewed:	178
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Astral Projections Made:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Animals Bred:	129	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	41

from 1.7.2 up to Latest versions supported! – FACTIONS | SKYBLOCK | ANNIHILATION | SKYPVP | HUB | SURVIVAL – – Factions update with new Nether!Our Discord – https://discord.gg/ByGQXyQ– 1.8 Combat Mechanics – Ranks – SilkTouch Spawners – CratesJoin Now! Vote for rewards in game!

mc.noob.lv

Modesty

Factions, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	3854
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Runes Activated:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Zombie Dances:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16

Want a peaceful server where you can build with your friends? Or, do you prefer to play survival with a few minigames? Modesty has it all! Modesty has multiple worlds to explore. The world is a non-griefing, community supporting world with lots to explore. You can challenge mob arenas, or take on your friends at pvp.

66.70.252.188

Minecafe

Survival

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	5011
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Astral Projections Made:	1

We have a 1.14.4 SMP and are working on adding new servers. The SMP has grief prevention, TorchWand, fast leaf decay, and more. Come hang out with us, and help build our community. 🙂

mc.minecafe.net:25609

Lootcraft

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	9721
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Emeralds Found:	9377	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	33

Welcome to Lootcraft, a survival server with a friendly community! We offer a chill and laid back experience, so if you’re looking for a casual server to play on you’ve come to the right place! We offer many features, such as land claiming to protect your builds, chest shops and auctions to buy and sell items, and player warps so other players can check out what you made. With the world border being 10,000 x 10,000, there is plenty of land to explore. Come join us and become part of the Lootcraft community!

play.lootcraft.org