SlapCraft SMP – >mfw arseshite will get slapped 3-2 (4-2…LOL

42…LOL, AGG, arseshite, big 6, champions league, Defeat, done, Elite, football, gtmfw, helmut kickers, Humiliation, Lab, livershite, manure, marbella fc, mfw, premier league, SlapCraft, SLAPPED, smp, spanked, sports, valencia sportif

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	3338
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Magic Items Found:	7074
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	70	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of getting slapped around in other Minecraft SMPs like arseshite, livershite, and manure? Well, fear not because our server is here to save you from embarrassment! Join us and experience the thrill of dominating your opponents like Valencia Sportif, Marbella FC, and Helmut Kickers!

We don’t mess around with the “big 6” – we’re in a league of our own, where only the elite survive. So if you’re ready to show off your skills and prove that you’re the ultimate Minecraft champion, then come join us and let the games begin! Who knows, you might even get to slap around some of the so-called “elite” players yourself. 😉

StarRail SMP

Survival

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	9291
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Love Letters Sent:	9	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

We are a modded/semi-vanilla survival SMP with a rapidly growing community. Although we are small, we are very welcoming to all new players, and we can assure you that you will have a lot of fun playing on our SMP. We have events such as “The End Opens”, and others! If you join and play on our server, you are helping us very much by contributing to StarRail!

starrail.mcserver.us

Cataclysm

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	111
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Zombie Dances:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Buildings Constructed:	13	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Crops Grown:	5851	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	26

Welcome to our new Minecraft server, a world full of adventure and endless possibilities! On our server, you will find a friendly and welcoming community, ready to help you build, explore and thrive in this vast digital world.Our server is equipped with plugins to enhance your gaming experience, and our team of moderators is always available to ensure a safe and fun environment for everyone.So what are you waiting for? Join us today and start your amazing journey in Minecraft!

cataclismo.lat:4021

Amalthea

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	4092
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Secret Passages Found:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Dragon Eggs Found:	2045
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	9049

Amalthea is a trading-focused Minecraft server with few rules. It is based on ideas from land claim servers, anarchy servers and civ servers but it doesn’t fall within any of these categories. The mechanics of the server aim to disincentivize PvP, and incentivize cooperation while also allowing for a lone-wolf playstyle for those that prefer it. Griefing is discouraged but completely allowed. With the exception of our land claims plugin, there are no other commands that you need to learn but there are quite a few unique mechanics as the server runs about 12 custom made plugins.=========== Server rules:* No cheating/hacking/exploiting/DoSing/DDoSing. * No doxing. * No botting. * No spamming or advertising unrelated to the server. * No bypassing the /ignore command. * No using claims to surround other players, their builds and/or their claims. * No real life threats.=============== Server mechanics:* Fully reworked PvP system. PvP skills are not really required to win a fight, the main determinant is how far each player is from their base. You could win a fight near your base without even clicking. * Land claims. (GriefPrevention) * Block breaking and crafting recipes have a chance to fail and you need to keep practicing to reduce it and be more efficient. The game is effectively more grindy than vanilla Minecraft, and materials will be more rare than in vanilla. * Trading chests for item exchanges. *In-game explanation of server mechanics and rules in the form of chat tips that you’ll periodically receive until you acknowledge them. * Mending gets consumed to reset the repair cost of items but may randomly cause one of the other enchantments on the item to lose one level. * Anti-lag system that freezes the AI of mobs, reduces spawn rates, culls big herds and breaks redstone machanisms to keep TPS high, without admin intervention. Our intention is to automatically moderate player bahaviour based on server TPS and not have to go around and tell players what they are allowed to do and what they are not. * Anti-cheat. (we own two of them and we’ll be testing which one is better) * Right click with empty hand to sit on stairs. * Shrines: curse your enemies and/or get blessings for yourself by offering materials. * See the distance between you and a treasure map. * Item duplication prevention. (IllegalStack)Server icon by Eucalyp: https://www.flaticon.com/authors/eucalyp

amalthea.civmall.icu

Nexus Minecraft

Creative, Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Skyblock

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	6277
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Ores Mined:	9071	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Towns Built:	6

[1.9 – 1.20.2] Nexus Minecraft | Connecting PlayersAre you looking for a server that provides multiple different gamemodes for your Minecraft needs? Well look no further! Nexus Minecraft is one of the best servers that offers feature packed gamemodes tailored to the player’s play style! Looking for Factions? Economy? Raiding? MiniGames? etc, we have all those in store! Let’s get straight to the point shall we?Nexus Minecraft offers an array of gamemodes tailored for different crowds such as:PvE Survival Server – PvP Factions Server – Skyblock Server – Creative Server – Games Server – Adventure ServerWhat are you waiting for? Join us today and get yourself a FREE rank and starter kit! Server IP : play.nexusminecraft.net Website : www.nexusminecraft.net Discord : https://discord.gg/cDAsvuG Facebook : https://www.facebook.com/NexusMinecraftServer/ Instagram : https://www.instagram.com/nexusminecraft/

202.186.0.214

The bulbs

Anarchy, Factions, Hardcore, PvP, Survival

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	829
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Towns Built:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

My story I am a medical doctor, I started playing Minecraft since I was 16. Now I am 29.In 2017, after thousands of hours of Minecraft, which btw helped me a lot IRL like becoming more methodical and perseverant, I started trying creating my first hosted Minecraft servers. Now, after 6 years, married, I still have this passion and this is the ultimate server. We are a very familiar and professional server.Our server is… The fairest one you will possibly find. Warriors from souls to mind: we don’t tolerate admin abuse, cheating or injustices. Wars between clans organized with the coolest and most advanced GUIs ever. Abilities that combined strategically can create very strong fighting teams.Lovely cosmetics and tools. Very cheap and not pay2win VIP options for just supporting our server.Bleeding system for reviving your fallen comrades. Seasons tournaments for the best clan with monetary prizes.Future periodic events. Elegibility for our moderation team in order to keep a fair environment.A legacy server with history and interesting stories. Permanent server for life.Not just a gaming community but also with a Discord where you can get motivated to live a balanced life worth for enjoying everything.We are waiting for you, warriors!

beneberak.net

FTB Infinity Evolved by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	9644
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Farms Harvested:	316	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Villages Defended:	9
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: inf.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Expert Mode. > Town land protection system (MyTown 2 Mod). > Multiple chat channels. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany.

inf.craftersland.net

Rencorner

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	7540
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Votes:	124	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2

⮞ RPG Survival Server [NEW 26th Jan 2024]

Economy, Trading, Shop, Quests, Jobs, Skill/Perk systems, custom world generation, custom Enderdragon world boss, a totally unique survival experience!⮞ Small Friendly Community Join our small but social community of experienced and mature Minecraft players!⮞Skyblock Server Hundreds of fully custom missions, level ups and rewards! Earn flight time through daily login rewards and voting!⮞ Slimefun Survival Server SF4/Foxy Machines/Infinity/SFCalc , open up a whole new world of possible items and builds! Economy, shops, skill levels and pvp arenas also included!⮞ Plot Server Test out all kinds of builds and redstone contraptions with your friends, use creative mode to design whatever you can imagine!

mc.rencorner.co

Craftland.org

Creative, Economy, PvE, PvP

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	1625
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Dimension Hops:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Meteorites Collected:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	1410	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

All of Craftlands mods were well thought out. Plus Craftland has its very own unique launcher. It makes joining the server as simple as it can be. Whether you want to become the strongest warrior around, a king of enterprise, Commander of your own fortress,or an artistic builder creating the grandest of designs – Craftland has exactly what you need to get it done. We welcome and await your arrival! Download our launcher: http://craftland.org/download

Craftland.org

ClownerCraft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	6264
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Wilderness Tamed:	17	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	465
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Divine Spears Created:	16
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

A network with a focus on creativity and building, with family-friendly chat, and several servers to be enjoyed! We aim to be different and to give a safe place to experiment with creativity. We were founded in 2013, and has been running for over 7 years!• Survival • No PVP, No Grief, Building Based Ranks, Custom and Vanilla worlds, Separate Resource worlds, Player Shops• Creative • Plot and Freebuild worlds, Worldedit, Build-Based ranks, Head Database• PureSurvival • Survival with no artificial flavours! No PVP, No Grief, No Feature Creep. • Carnival • Theme Park and Minigames, Working Rides, Win tokens to use on sandbox servers!• Bi-Weekly Build Contests and Community Events •

clownercraft.net

JungleSMP

PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	3335
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	15

Welcome to Jungle SMP, where the wild thrives and adventure awaits at every turn! Dive into our lush and untamed world where survival is key and community collaboration is encouraged.

play.junglesmp.net

Penia Network

Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	6367
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Towns Built:	7	Meteorites Collected:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

.It is an opskyblock server based in Turkey. We are waiting for everyone.

play.penianw.com

RogueMC Network

Anarchy, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	6495
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

In the expansive world of RogueMC, an unforgettable gaming experience. Whether you’re a master builder, a cunning shopkeeper, or a strategic fighter, RogueMC offers two distinct servers for you to explore and conquer.

org.roguemc.org

Cross Worlds

Economy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	9272
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7

Create, build, survive, automate, evolve, hang out with friends! A new and customized survival experience, with several new features to use that make survival fun and challenging, and always in the most current version and with constant updates bringing more and more cool things. Come meet our community and start your adventure on our new server!

jogar.crossworlds.com.br

Source

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	8708
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Source is a survival server with slimefun aimed at greater interaction between players, our economy was made with players in mind, you can earn money by participating in events, selling in the market between players, in player stores, or to the store. server. We have a very beautiful customized world, full of new areas to be explored and found by you in order to mark your territory and leave the map with more life. In addition to other systems we have:Discord: https://discord.gg/HeUDCPuq2n– Weddings – RTP = Random teleport (Only the teleport portal can be used at spawn) – Clans (So you can become stronger with your team and win different events) – Skills (For you to be the strongest player in combat, or dedicate yourself to a life of farming on your land) – pStores (Player stores that you can visit and sell to yourself, or even create your own so they can come to your store) – Store by chest (If you don’t trust a person to sell an item, make a chest and put the item in the chest) – Player Market (If you don’t want to go to the person to sell, or want to leave your item waiting for a seller, sell it on /ah) – Piñata (Hit the piñata to receive rewards that can be exchanged for box keys!)

mc.seg.br

Cloud SMP

Hardcore, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	3739
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Holy Grails Found:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	5

𝐖𝐞 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐟𝐚𝐬𝐭 𝐠𝐫𝐨𝐰𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐌𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐜𝐫𝐚𝐟𝐭 𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐢𝐧 𝐈𝐧𝐝𝐢𝐚 𝐏𝐥𝐚𝐲 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐞𝐧𝐣𝐨𝐲 𝐥𝐚𝐠-𝐟𝐫𝐞𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚 𝐥𝐨𝐰 𝐩𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐒𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫. 𝐖𝐞 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞: 𝐋𝐢𝐟𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐚𝐥, 𝐒𝐮𝐫𝐯𝐢𝐯𝐚𝐥, 𝐇𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐜𝐨𝐫𝐞THIS + THIS𝐔𝐩𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞 𝐢𝐬 𝟗𝟗.𝟗𝟗% [ 𝟐𝟒/𝟕 𝐨𝐧𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐞 ]𝟏.𝟖𝐱 𝐭𝐨 𝟏.𝟐𝟎𝐱 𝐀𝐥𝐥 𝐕𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐒𝐮𝐩𝐩𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐬 𝐈𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐝𝐨𝐧’𝐭 𝐛𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐞𝐯𝐞, 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐣𝐨𝐢𝐧 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐫𝐲 𝐨𝐧𝐜𝐞, 𝐁𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐒𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫!!!!!Discord link: https://discord.gg/cloudsmp

play.cloudsmp.fun:25583