SlapCraft SMP – >mfw arseshite will get slapped 3-2 (4-2…LOL

42…LOL, AGG, arseshite, big 6, champions league, Defeat, done, Elite, football, gtmfw, helmut kickers, Humiliation, Lab, livershite, manure, marbella fc, mfw, premier league, SlapCraft, SLAPPED, smp, spanked, sports, valencia sportif

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	3201
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48
Ores Mined:	1894	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of getting slapped around in other Minecraft SMPs like arseshite, livershite, and manure? Well, fear not because our server is here to save you from embarrassment! Join us and experience the thrill of dominating your opponents like Valencia Sportif, Marbella FC, and Helmut Kickers!

We don’t mess around with the “big 6” – we’re in a league of our own, where only the elite survive. So if you’re ready to show off your skills and prove that you’re the ultimate Minecraft champion, then come join us and let the games begin! Who knows, you might even get to slap around some of the so-called “elite” players yourself. 😉

United Lands

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	1439
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Buildings Constructed:	29
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Endless Night Skies:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Alien Abductions:	4
Magic Items Found:	5417	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

United Lands is a Towny-based Earth SMP that integrates peace, war, economies and events thanks to our unique mechanics. We are a friendly server with an active Discord and community as well as a helpful staff team. Our Earth map is on a 1:500 scale that goes alongside a Resource world, Nether and End. These last three worlds reset at the end of each month. Settle a town with your friends or brave it alone with Towny – develop your lands into thriving nations and empires that span the globe. In addition to this, we often hold events on our Discord and on the Minecraft server itself which are always looked forward to by our players. Discord events can contain games nights and watch-alongs, whereas our in game events can include skin contests, minigame events or server-wide mechanic changes in limited time events. You can progress in-game to a powerful position with our in game perks menu where you can buy additional abilities and privileges with the money earned from our balanced jobs, trade, and war system. Strictly cosmetic donator perks are also available on our website to those who want to show off a bit more. The server is constantly changing and updating for the better with changelogs coming out almost weekly containing new fixes and plugins. Custom items like you’ve never seen them before! Food, tools, and blocks that offer completely new gameplay experiences beyond just more options on what to eat are here. Grow new custom trees that have their own unique mechanics and drops or brew amazing alcohols using them. You can even change the biome you’re standing in with our new tools! Take a look at our handcrafted website that provides incredible insight into the server with pages dedicated to towns and players with real time map locations! Our server is not limited to Java players only, with our new parity update Bedrock players can join in on the fun too! Look at our website under the “Bedrock Joining” article on the info tab to learn how to connect. IP: mc.unitedlands.org Bedrock Port: 19132 Website: unitedlands.org Discord: discord.gg/unitedlands Map: unitedlands.org/maps

mc.unitedlands.org

BrokenThrone

Bedwars, Cross-Play, MCMMO, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	7964
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Astral Projections Made:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Gods Slained:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5

Welcome to BrokenThrone, the ultimate Minecraft server experience! We’re thrilled to have you here!IP Address: Java: play.brokenthrone.xyz Bedrock: play.brokenthrone.xyzServer Features: • Cracked • Player-driven economy with player shops and auctions • Grief protection to ensure your builds are safe • RPG-style leveling and skills • Custom Enchants • ETC

play.brokenthrone.xyz

Melon Cloud

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	7331
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Meteorites Collected:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Love Letters Sent:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Star Shards Collected:	282
Dragon Eggs Found:	9808	Evil Lairs Raided:	4

Playing Melon Cloud you can forget about pay to win here, everyone’s got a fair shot at fun. We spice things up with free custom monthly textures that’ll give your gameplay a fresh twist without breaking the bank.Enjoy the freedom of soaring through the skies with the /fly command – because who doesn’t love a little virtual airtime? But what really makes Melon Cloud a blast is our awesome community. Whether you’re a Minecraft veteran or a total newbie, our players are all about making you feel right at home.

play.meloncloud.net

Mantic Network

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	9967
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Divine Spears Created:	18
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	28

We are a fast growing, friendly and fun Minecraft server community. Mantic server was originally founded back in 2015.Come give it a try at mso.mantic.gg

mso.mantic.gg

Ruby

Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	2120
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	75
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10

Welcome to Ruby! We are an online community with an extra focus on togetherness, inclusion and friendship. Here you can meet safely no matter who you are. We want everyone to experience development and mastery at Rubinen. We have Survival, Creative, Dungeons, Parkour, Spleef, Towny, Events, KeepInventory, Voteparty, Competitions, PvP and more!

Rubinen.no

DraconityMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	3468
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	8510
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3

Cross-Play! Anyone can join from any launcher!!DraconityMC – SURVIVAL KINGDOMS– Custom Mobs: Fully customized passive and hostile mobs, as well as interactive pets with skills and abilities! – Custom World Generation: Completely reworked world generation, featuring hundreds of varieties of biomes filled with custom mobs! – Outposts: Fight for rulership of the four biome outposts, but fight off the ogres, vikings, ents, and bandits! – Boss Fights: Daily varieties of custom textured boss spawns with OP rewards! – Skills: Redesigned custom McMMO skills, RPG style! Level up for rewards! – Battlepass: Featuring hundreds of fresh quests to face every season, with a balanced VIP battlepass access! – New Enchantments: Completely reworked enchantment system, featuring a wizard NPC for all your enchantment needs! – Kingdoms: Build and form the strongest kingdom on the server, and declare war on other kingdoms for power! If you just wanna chill and build, you can turn this feature off and sit back and watch the chaos! – Gems Shop: Buy keys, cosmetics, wardrobe items, and much more with gems! – Dungeons: Grind through the levels of the dungeons for unique rewards and challenging battles from our custom mobs and bosses! + much more!: We have so many amazing features that we can’t even list them all, so come check it out now!

play.draconitymc.com

GuildCraft Network

Creative, Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	4814
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Enchantments Applied:	126
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Emeralds Found:	2048
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Void Armor Forged:	27

Welcome to GuildCraft network!We offer many different games with our custom made plugins, maps, and games.

play.guildcraft.net

NostalgiaCraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	6443
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	90	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	444

mc.nostalgiacraft.fun

ArcherMC

Creative, Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, Prison, PvP

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	1529
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Runes Activated:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Divine Spears Created:	17
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Number 1 OP server with tons of unique features: plots, gangs, drugs, explosive items, cheapest donor ranks, custom mines, and the ultimate experience! We have rankups from A-Z as well as 26 custom built amazing mines to fit them! All players can have their own plots and gangs! What are you waiting for?! Join now!

mc.archermc.net

SpongeCraft

Economy, Survival, Towny

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	1015
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Mines Excavated:	1220	Enchantments Applied:	243
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	25

Custom Enchants, Multi SlimeFun Addons, in-game ranks, and more!ABOUT US:A new server, with a community rooted from over 6 years back, SpongeCraft is a close knit and active group of people that offers an experience like no other! We welcomes people of all ages, backgrounds, and interests, so you’re sure to meet many new friends. SpongeCraft is a friendly, mature SMP type server with many unique perks you’ll love and enjoy with a large focus on the community!

play.spongecraft.net

Nest GSG

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	9906
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Meteorites Collected:	0	Secret Passages Found:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

The GSG Network is in an incredible phase!! Forget everything you’ve heard about the network in the past and come give your future favorite server a try.Currently, the Águia Server – 1.20+ is active The server is cross-platform – Java and Bedrock Survival mode with 3 different worlds to choose from Exclusive perks available in each world Box system with new arrivals per season Tournament System Ground Protection System VIP system mcMMO skills Clan System with War Event

gsgserver.com.br

KoalaServers

Creative, Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	4015
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	5655	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

Welcome, our aim is for a close to vanilla taste, but with the added flavor of jobs, economy, player ran shops, and warps. We are generous with claim blocks too as we feel it’s fair to allow players to protect their bases no matter how big the project! Come join our chill community and enjoy some unique Aussie ranks!

play.koalaservers.net

AstraMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	4273
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	98	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	38
Villages Defended:	9	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	60	Dark Rituals Completed:	5

– Cute pets that will follow you around, you can ride and have skill trees! – We have a premium land claiming plugin with extreme customization for better protection – We have tag’s to show off some style and some new cosmetics in the works as well~ – Farming and player based economy! Farm to become the richest on the server or make a shop and join the kings of the economy – Skill’s for those that like a little bit of a rpg twist on their favorite game~ – New collectible’s each month, if you get lucky you can sell them for millions later – Amazing events hosted throughout the year for all to participate in! – Active staff members, owners and mangement as well as active socials and one or two small content creators! – Currently in the works of working on turning into a server network with multiple gamemodes and something for everyone to enjoy~

play.astra-mc.net

Phloxnew

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	8684
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	245
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	41
Runes Activated:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

Phlox is a newly opened no-grief Survival server that offers many custom-made features to make your playing experience better. Play alone or create a guild with your friends! We have a chill and welcoming community, and we hope to see you soon!You can also vote for us to rank up in-game!Bedrock IP: play.phloxmc.net:19132

play.phloxmc.net

Mythical Empires Server

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	3920
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Endless Night Skies:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
New Chunks Explored:	469810	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

-= Mythical Empires =- – Money and Tokens – Kingdoms – Jobs – Skills – Dungeons – Pets – Amazing Enchants – Boosters – Auctions – Events – Discord Support – Active staff – Friendly community

play.mythical-empires.com