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Greta’s Revenge Minecraft SMP

BRAINWASHING, conspiracy theories, cyber manipulation, digital deception, Disinformation, extremist groups, Greta Thunberg, Gretas, hate campaigns, internet trolls, jidf, Minecraft, Misinformation, nu/pol, online manipulation, online propaganda, online radicalization, online radicalization tactics, political agendas, Propaganda, psychological warfare, Revenge, smp, social media influence

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is who stole someone’s diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild ride through the craziest conspiracy theories you’ve ever heard! Join us and become part of the epic battle against the JIDF brainwashing, where you’ll have to team up with Greta herself to take down their evil plans. Who knew that saving the world could be so fun and hilarious? So come on, join us and let’s show those brainwashers what we’re made of!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	260	Elemental Crystals Collected:	72
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

My Girlfriend’s Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your moody girlfriend? Look no further! Our server is filled with blocks, mobs, and endless adventures that will have you saying “girlfriend who?”

Join us and escape the drama of real life by building your dream world in Minecraft. Who needs a clingy partner when you have a pickaxe and a world full of possibilities at your fingertips?

Plus, our server is so amazing that even the most mind-bending sex can’t compare to the pure joy of playing here. Trust us, once you start playing, you’ll never want to log off. So say goodbye to relationship stress and hello to the ultimate Minecraft experience!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Astral Projections Made:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Minecraft SMP: /omog/ – OMORI General

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Welcome to the most chaotic and unsafe Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Forget about building peaceful farms and cozy homes, this server is all about the madness and mayhem.

Join us for a chance to explore exclusive content that will blow your mind, just like the console editions with their mysterious secrets. And don’t forget to celebrate Kel’s birthday on November 11, because who knows what crazy shenanigans will happen on that day!

But that’s not all, we have fangames, projects, and more to keep you entertained for hours on end. From OMARIO to DOOMORI, there’s no shortage of wacky adventures to embark on.

And let’s not forget about the mods that will take your Minecraft experience to a whole new level. Try out _omariAU, rainy_mari_mod, omorimodreverie, or omori_daydream for a truly mind-bending experience.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness of this Minecraft SMP and see where the chaos takes you. Just remember, safety is not guaranteed, but fun is guaranteed!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where all the action is at!

Join our server and become part of a wacky crew of Minecraft pirates led by none other than Luffy himself! That’s right, we’ve got a real-life Luffy running the show and he’s always looking for new crew members to join his adventures.

But wait, there’s more! Hancock is also on the server, but instead of joining Luffy’s crew like a sensible person, she’s off doing her own thing. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans she’s getting up to?

So if you want to be part of a wild and unpredictable Minecraft server where anything can happen, then come join us! Who knows, you might even become the next pirate king of Minecraft!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Chimeras Created:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Sneed Net Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, get ready to have your mind blown because Sneednet is about to drop its first alpha version today! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. That’s right, you’ll be playing alongside llamas who can build better than any human player out there. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party happening every Friday night in the server where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away. So what are you waiting for? Join Sneednet now and experience Minecraft like never before!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Columbia Sluts Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is where the party is at! Join us and you might just run into those infamous Columbia Missouri sluts who are always causing chaos and drama wherever they go.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground club where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons as their dance partners. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of wild llamas who only respond to players who can do the Macarena flawlessly.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the wildest adventures and craziest shenanigans you’ll ever encounter in the world of Minecraft!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Enchantments Applied:	214	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

I Got Employed Bros Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you can escape the woes of real life and join a community of fellow gamers who understand the struggle of adulting.

Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and virtual escapism from the harsh realities of work and responsibilities. Build your dream world, ride virtual motorcycles without the fear of running out of money, and indulge in all the virtual drugs you desire without any consequences.

Forget about frozen chicken and canned food, here you can feast on virtual lamb chops and live your best life. And who needs a girlfriend when you have a whole server of friends to play with?

So come join us, because in our Minecraft SMP, the only work you’ll be doing is mining for diamonds and building your dream motorbike. Let’s escape reality together and have a blast in our virtual world. See you there!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

🔥 FireMine – grief server number 1 🔥 Minecraft server

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Cool survival with friends! Come in

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Tea Time Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you’ll never have to worry about boiling tea water in the microwave ever again! Our server is equipped with state-of-the-art tea brewing stations in every virtual corner, so you can enjoy a perfectly brewed cup of tea while you mine and craft to your heart’s content.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of tea-loving creepers who have mastered the art of brewing explosive tea potions. Join us and uncover the hidden tea-tastic treasures that await you in the depths of our virtual world.

So why settle for boring old microwave tea when you can join our server and experience the thrill of brewing tea like never before? Come join us and embark on a tea-riffic adventure unlike any other!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Minecraft SMP – Fluffy Llama Gang

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Looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft SMP experience? Look no further than our server, where we take fake to a whole new level! Join us for a crazy ride filled with roleplaying, kinks, and more depravity than you can shake a pickaxe at.

Our server is like F-list for Minecraft players – create your character profile, find like-minded partners with similar interests and fetishes, and dive into some seriously outrageous roleplay. From webchat adventures to group forums, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we’ve got drama, gossip, and kinks galore. Want to critique someone’s character? Share your roleplay logs? Or just chat about your weirdest fetishes? Our server is the place to do it all.

So why wait? Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what crazy antics and wild adventures await you on our server. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and your wildest imagination – you’re gonna need it!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Astral Projections Made:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Evil Company’s Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers that make you want to yawn? Well, look no further because our server is run by an evil fucking company that will keep you on your toes at all times!

Join us if you want to battle against a horde of zombie chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes. Or how about trying to survive in a world where the trees are actually sentient and will attack you if you get too close?

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground lair filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Just be careful not to wake the giant spider king that guards it!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the chaos and madness that only an evil fucking company can provide!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Nash Was a Noob Minecraft SMP

enforcer, Kevin Nash, Memories, midcard, Minecraft, Nash, noob, Nostalgia, professional wrestling, smp, Valet, WCW, WCW era, white maven, wrestler, wrestling, wrestling career, wrestling fans, wrestling history, wrestling industry, wrestling legends, wrestling persona, wwe

Join our Minecraft SMP and witness the legend of Nash unfold before your very eyes! Back in the day, Nash was rumored to be a valet by day and an enforcer by night, with midcard energy that could rival even the whitest Maven. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in our server? Join now and be a part of the madness!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Flawless Gaming Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is so flawless, Notch himself would be jealous! Join us for the most epic adventures and craziest shenanigans you’ve ever seen in the blocky world.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden diamond mine filled with riches beyond their wildest dreams. But little did they know, the mine was also home to a pack of mischievous creepers who loved nothing more than to blow everything up! Will you be brave enough to face the explosive challenge and claim the diamonds for yourself?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Disco, where players can battle the fearsome beast while busting out their best dance moves. Trust us, you’ve never seen a dragon fight like this before!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have! Just remember, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding creepers).

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Void Gems Collected:	18

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Not His Fault Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of accidentally setting your friend’s house on fire and blaming it on a rogue creeper. It’s not your fault, it’s just the way the game works!

Our server is filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists. One time, a player accidentally turned their pet pig into a giant mutant pig and chaos ensued as they tried to wrangle it back to normal size. Another time, someone built a rollercoaster that launched players straight into the sky and caused mass panic among the villagers.

If you’re looking for a server where anything can happen and nothing is off limits, then this is the place for you. Join us and embrace the madness – just remember, it’s not your fault if things go awry!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Meteorites Collected:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Choose Wisely Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, look no further because on our server, we are on a mission to stamp out Evil at its roots! Join us as we embark on epic quests to defeat evil mobs, rescue villagers, and protect our precious blocky world from destruction.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. Join our server and you just might stumble upon this rare and valuable creature.

And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our server’s most fearsome boss – the Crazed Creeper King. Legend has it that whoever defeats him will be rewarded with a never-ending supply of enchanted golden apples.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become a hero in the fight against Evil!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4916
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2