Min ski server with cool staff ranks chests unlock AFK areas and more!!
| Players: | 104/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 3823 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 15 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.
Our server is home to a group of flat Earth believers who are convinced that Minecraft is actually a simulation created by ancient aliens. Join us as we embark on quests to uncover the truth behind this conspiracy theory and maybe even find some hidden treasure along the way.
But that’s not all! Our server is also haunted by a group of mischievous ghosts who love to prank unsuspecting players. From disappearing blocks to spooky noises in the night, you never know what kind of supernatural shenanigans you’ll encounter on our server.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable gameplay you’ve ever seen. Just be sure to watch your back for flat Earth believers and ghostly ghouls lurking around every corner!
| Players: | 110/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 | Ores Mined: | 9515 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 | Villages Defended: | 5 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.
Reasons to join our server: – Escape from family drama like this player did with their hyphenated last name saga – Build your own world where you can choose your own name and identity – No lectures or therapy sessions here, just pure Minecraft madness – Be the ruler of your own kingdom and show your family who’s boss (in the virtual world, of course)
So come on down to our server and let’s create some epic memories together! Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft, am I right?
| Players: | 90/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 17 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.
Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pranks, epic battles, and unexpected alliances. Our server is like a reality TV show on steroids, with drama, comedy, and suspense around every corner.
But that’s not all! We have a secret underground base filled with rare loot, a pet dragon that you can ride into battle, and a hidden treasure chest that only the bravest adventurers can find. And rumor has it, there’s a portal to the Nether that leads to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and creepers do the Macarena.
So why waste your time on boring old Reddit when you could be living out your wildest Minecraft fantasies on our insane SMP? Join us now and prepare for the craziest ride of your virtual life!
| Players: | 95/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 3 |
| Towns Built: | 4 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 |
Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret society of time-traveling chickens who will guide you on epic quests through different eras of Minecraft history. Ride a T-Rex in the prehistoric era, build a castle in medieval times, or even blast off to the future and battle robot zombies!
So if you want to experience the most mind-bending, time-traveling, future-predicting Minecraft server out there, join us now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!
| Players: | 94/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 15 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 4 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 98 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.
| Players: | 92/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.
| Players: | 101/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 6 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 5 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.
Corsaire is a geopolitical Towny server set during the Golden Age of Piracy, featuring a custom 1:100 Caribbean map. The server revolves around trading, conflict, worldbuilding, and more. Players can run their own towns and nations, form militaries, and become dominant powers.
Warships: Construct fully functional ships, whether it’s a brigantine, carrack, or an enormous galleon. Ships can move, fire, and sink, allowing you to control the seas!
Wars: Rise to power by creating conflict and declaring war on other nations. Invade with warships, artillery, and your army.
Player-driven economy: Players control the economy. Create your own markets, trade with others, and become an economic powerhouse.
Towns and nations: Build towns, develop infrastructure, and collaborate with others to form a nation. Fortify your defenses against enemies.
Unique combat: Whether you prefer building, sword fighting, or gun-based combat, all playstyles are effective. Team up and choose your combat style.
IP: Play.corsairemc.com Website: https://www.corsairemc.com/ Discord: https://discord.gg/corsaire-1142554818578231306
| Players: | 96/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Vanishing Items Found: | 7 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 39 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.
Thanks to Rodrigu7en for the wonderful screenshots above ❤️
| Players: | 100/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Star Shards Collected: | 296 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 7 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 7 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you build a secret underground base, you’ll uncover a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and cows can breakdance. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that kind of madness?
So come on and join us on our server, where the only rush hour traffic you’ll have to deal with is the stampede of players trying to snag the best building spots. Trust us, it’s worth it for the sheer hilarity of it all.
| Players: | 102/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 7 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.
Picture this: you’re peacefully building your house when suddenly, a group of sneaky players launch a surprise attack on you with an army of llamas armed with diamond swords! But fear not, because on our server, you can form alliances with other players and create your own llama army to fight back!
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the server with their advanced redstone technology. Will you join forces with them or will you stand against their tyranny?
So come join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most epic and hilarious battles you’ve ever seen! Just remember, on this server, anything can happen – even a chicken uprising led by a deranged cow!
| Players: | 91/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 31 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 10 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!
| Players: | 96/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 69 | Battle Standards Raised: | 8 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 11 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.
| Players: | 93/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Zombie Dances: | 4 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 22 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 14 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.
| Players: | 93/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 25 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.
Join us for a wild ride where every corner you turn could lead to a steamy encounter with your fellow players. Who knows, maybe you’ll discover a new kink or two along the way! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and get ready for some sexy surprises that will have you saying “I never knew Minecraft could be this hot!”
| Players: | 97/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 7 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.
| Players: | 106/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 8 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.
