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Players: | 95/500 | Votes: | 537 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 7 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 36 |
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 5 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 7 | Void Armor Forged: | 27 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 14 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 2 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 8 |
We’ve got pigs riding on top of chickens, cows doing backflips off of cliffs, and villagers breakdancing in the streets. Not to mention, our diamonds are actually made of cheese and our creepers explode in a rainbow of glitter and confetti.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary flying sheep that poop out golden apples and our zombies are trained in ballet. Plus, our Ender Dragon is actually just a giant kitten that shoots lasers out of its eyes.
So come on down to our server and experience the chaos for yourself. Who needs airmail when you can have boats in the sky and planes in the ocean? Join us now for the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life!