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Players: | 95/700 | Votes: | 6300 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 11 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 2 |
Divine Spears Created: | 22 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 |
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 33 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and golden apples, guarded by a team of friendly llamas wearing sunglasses. you can only access it by solving a riddle written in ancient chicken scratch.
also, our server is home to the legendary rainbow sheep, who poops out blocks of solid gold every hour on the hour. it’s like a never-ending treasure hunt, but with more rainbows and less pirates.
so come join us and experience the weirdest and wildest minecraft adventure of your life! just watch out for the flying pigs, they tend to steal your diamonds when you’re not looking.