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Players: |
90/900 |
Votes: |
443 |
Rating: |
4.2 / 5 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: |
3 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: |
7 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: |
5 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: |
1 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: |
1 |
Astral Amulets Crafted: |
27 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: |
1 |
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: |
4 |
Dragonkin Hatched: |
4 |
Infinite Doors Opened: |
2 |
Star Shards Collected: |
199 |
Ether Blades Crafted: |
4 |
Portal Loops Escaped: |
0 |
Crystal Wands Charged: |
10 |
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