Have you ever wanted to learn the ancient art of llama whispering? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can do just that! Our llamas are highly trained in the ways of communication and will teach you how to speak their language in no time. Join us and become the ultimate llama whisperer!

But that’s not all! We also offer classes in underwater basket weaving with our resident squid instructor, Squishy. Learn how to create beautiful baskets while swimming with the fishes (literally) in our underwater dome.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we have a secret underground society of chicken ninjas who are always looking for new recruits. Train with them in the art of stealth and combat, and become a master chicken ninja in no time.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and unlock your hidden talents in llama whispering, underwater basket weaving, and chicken ninja training. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 103/900 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8
Mythical Swords Crafted: 70 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9
Whispering Caves Entered: 5 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Cursed Scrolls Read: 3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Vanishing Structures Built: 5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • NoStiffyMinecraft SMPTouchyTouchy

    NoStiffyMinecraft SMPTouchyTouchy
    Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and discovered a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. But here’s the twist – the base was guarded by a herd of dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Only those brave enough to join our SMP will uncover the mysteries of this fantastical world.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for beatboxing. Join us and witness the epic rap battles between players and the Ender Dragon – it’s a sight you won’t want to miss!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, just remember this golden rule: “If the MC is incapable of getting a stiffy, I am simply not touching your manga.” Trust us, you’ll want to be a part of this outrageous and hilarious Minecraft SMP. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Holy Grails Found: 3 Vanishing Structures Built: 4
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Dragon Eggs Found: 5564 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Dark Rituals Completed: 7
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • GFsBdayDinnerDrama

    GFsBdayDinnerDrama
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where surprises are always lurking around the corner! Just like the surprise bill that OP’s girlfriend dropped on him at her birthday dinner, you never know what unexpected twists and turns you’ll encounter in our world.

    Join us and experience the thrill of not knowing what’s coming next, just like OP didn’t know he’d be stuck with a $550 bill. But don’t worry, our server is full of fun and excitement, not financial surprises!

    So come on in and explore our crazy world where anything can happen. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation as wild as OP’s unexpected birthday bill. Don’t miss out on the adventure – join our server now and prepare for the unexpected!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4 Star Shards Collected: 182
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 7 Mines Excavated: 3599
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 13 Evil Twin Fights: 1
    Towns Built: 10 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 6

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • Thirtysomething SMP – Too Old for Creeper Explosions

    Thirtysomething SMP – Too Old for Creeper Explosions
    Are you tired of being judged for still playing Minecraft at the ripe old age of thirty? Well, fear not, because on our server, we embrace the inner child in all of us! Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted golden carrots, and building competitions where the only limit is your imagination (and the block limit, but who’s counting?). So come on, don’t let age define your gaming experience – join us and let your inner 12-year-old run wild!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Farms Harvested: 981
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 7 Herobrine Sightings: 1
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Arcane Towers Raised: 4
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 16 Magical Frogs Kissed: 2

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • CraftyPickupLines

    CraftyPickupLines
    Are you a redstone torch? Because you light up my world like nobody else! Join our Minecraft server and show off your epic pickup lines to impress all the players. Who knows, you might just find your Minecraft soulmate and build a pixelated castle together! Don’t miss out on the chance to spark some romance in the world of blocks and creepers. Join now and let the love (and hilarious pickup lines) flow!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Epic Bosses Defeated: 3
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4 Gnome Villages Protected: 8
    Herobrine Sightings: 10 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 306

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • CraftyChemWarfare

    CraftyChemWarfare
    so, like, u know how u wanna play minecraft but u also wanna feel like a spy? well this server is for u, my friend. we got all the crazy stuff like russia-bound chemicals and possible weapons material. u can be like james bond but in minecraft form. join us if u wanna feel like a secret agent while building ur dream world. plus, the spanish police are totally cool with it, so u know it’s legit. come join the fun and let’s get spyin’!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 6 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 5 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 51
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 38 Hidden Passages Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • Ligma Craft

    Ligma Craft

    LigmaCraft is a Prisons/Skyblock server that is crossplay, allowing anyone from any device to play! The server has viaversion so players can play on any version they feel like!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3 Dragonkin Hatched: 4
    Underground Cities Explored: 2 Love Letters Sent: 13
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 11 Rune Stones Activated: 11
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Astral Amulets Crafted: 33

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • Vanilla+ SMP REALM: Where noobs are pros and pros are just noobs with keyboards [Realms] [SMP]

    Vanilla+ SMP REALM: Where noobs are pros and pros are just noobs with keyboards [Realms] [SMP]

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Owner Homage (23M)
    Realm Type Bedrock Realm with RealismCraft pack
    Add-ons 15 add-ons including QOL, portals, backpacks, shaders, and animals
    Contact Discord: homage2heezy
    Age Restriction 18+ only

    FAQs

    Question Answer
    How do I join the server? Contact the owner on Discord for instructions on joining the Bedrock Realm.
    What addons are included? Contact the owner on Discord for the complete list of included addons.
    Is PvP allowed on the server? PvP rules may vary, consult with the owner for specific details.
    Can I invite friends to the server? Check with the owner for any restrictions on inviting other players.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 16 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 1
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 8 Wyrmholes Dug: 2
    Meteorite Armor Created: 12 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3 Fairy Circles Danced In: 12
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • Nikke’s Fun Minecraft Server

    Nikke’s Fun Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, chaos, and pure madness!

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is hosted on a potato-powered computer, giving you the ultimate challenge of surviving in a laggy world where anything can happen. Can you handle the potato power?

    2. We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasure, guarded by a pack of dancing llamas. Can you outsmart the llamas and claim the treasure for yourself?

    3. Our server has a special event called “Sim Room Overclock,” where players are transformed into virtual reality avatars and must battle it out in a pixelated arena. It’s like The Matrix, but with creepers and zombies!

    4. Ever wanted to be a Phantom Thief or a Detective? Well, now’s your chance! Join our server and participate in the epic showdown between these two factions. Will you steal the crown jewels or solve the mystery of the missing diamonds?

    5. We have a special recruit named Quency: Escape Queen, who can teleport players to different dimensions with just a snap of her fingers. Explore new worlds, meet strange creatures, and maybe even find the legendary diamond pickaxe of doom!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected, the absurd, and the downright hilarious. See you in the game, fellow adventurers!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 22
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 5 Phantom Knights Defeated: 9
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Cursed Statues Activated: 1
    Underground Cities Explored: 5 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 17
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 5 Rainbows Spotted: 5

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • SMP: how does she smell? Minecraft

    SMP: how does she smell? Minecraft
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you smell is the stench of sweat and desperation? Well, look no further because our server is like a breath of fresh air…literally! Our server is infused with the scent of freshly baked cookies and lavender fields, making it the most fragrant place to play Minecraft. Join us and find out for yourself how she smells…spoiler alert: like a bed of roses dipped in unicorn tears.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who hold the key to unlocking unlimited diamonds. Rumor has it that if you can decipher their clucks and clucks, you’ll be rolling in riches in no time. So why wait? Join us and embark on the quest of a lifetime to uncover the mysteries of the chicken kingdom.

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: every full moon, our server transforms into a magical wonderland where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers recite Shakespearean sonnets. It’s a sight to behold, and you won’t want to miss out on the chance to witness this once-in-a-lifetime event.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other, where the smell is divine, the chickens are chatty, and the moonlit madness awaits. See you in the game!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 3 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7
    Players Killed by Monsters: 9186 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 27

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • TripTreats4Kids

    TripTreats4Kids
    Are you tired of dealing with baby mama drama and step-family shenanigans? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to place next!

    Our server is the perfect escape from real-life chaos, where you can build your dream world without any pesky stepkids demanding equal treatment. No more worrying about who gets to go on the class trip or buying gifts for kids that aren’t even yours – on our server, it’s all about you and your creations.

    So come on over and leave the blended family drama behind. Build to your heart’s content and let your imagination run wild. Who needs step-siblings when you have a whole virtual world to explore? Join now and say goodbye to the real-life AITA moments, because in our Minecraft server, the only question is: are you ready to have some fun?

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2
    Epic Battles Fought: 6 Mystic Runes Engraved: 1
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 11 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 8
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 5 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Astral Projections Made: 1 Cursed Amulets Found: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • OuttaPocketSMP: OverheardConvos

    OuttaPocketSMP: OverheardConvos
    So, picture this: you’re just mining away in the depths of the Minecraft world, minding your own business, when suddenly you hear the most outlandish conversation between two players. One of them is trying to convince the other that they should join our insane Minecraft SMP because we have a secret underground base filled with diamond-encrusted llamas who can speak in Shakespearean English. And get this, they claim that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent dolphins who communicate with us through a series of elaborate underwater dance routines. I mean, if that doesn’t convince you to join, I don’t know what will! So come on, dive into the craziness and join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Forbidden Relics Collected: 3
    Undead Armies Raised: 1 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • WordCraft – Build, Mine, Create!

    WordCraft – Build, Mine, Create!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Look no further, because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest place you’ll ever set foot in! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and discovered a secret hidden treasure chest filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. But here’s the twist – the treasure chest was guarded by a pack of dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles! Only the bravest and most daring players can unlock the chest and claim the riches within.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical unicorn that grants wishes to those who can solve its riddles. Want a pet dragon that shoots fireballs? Done. Need a giant rainbow slide that leads to a land made entirely of candy? You got it. The possibilities are endless on our server!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows what kind of absurdity and hilarity you’ll encounter along the way? It’s time to unleash your inner goofball and let the laughter begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Paranormal Events Investigated: 4
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Lost Souls Rescued: 5
    Meteorites Collected: 4 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 3 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • MapleCraft Server: Samidoun Terrorists

    MapleCraft Server: Samidoun Terrorists
    So, like, this server is totally lit, bro. We got crazier builds than a llama on a trampoline, and more diamonds than a rich kid’s birthday party. Plus, we got this insane story about how the admins once battled a horde of zombie pigmen with nothing but enchanted carrots. It was epic, dude.

    And get this, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure guarded by a giant chicken wearing a top hat. Yeah, you heard me right, a CHICKEN WITH A TOP HAT. If that doesn’t make you wanna join, I don’t know what will.

    Oh, and did I mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? Yeah, it’s like a thrill ride from hell, but in a good way. So come on, join the server and let’s have a blast together. Just watch out for the exploding sheep, they’re a real blast.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Living Shadows Defeated: 3 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Chimeras Created: 4 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 7
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 98 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • Netanyahu vs Macron: UNcreated Land

    Netanyahu vs Macron: UNcreated Land
    so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, we got all the crazy stuff you could ever want in a minecraft server. one time, a player found a diamond horse armor in a chest and rode it into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen. it was epic, bro.

    also, we have this secret underground base where players can team up and plan world domination. it’s like a mix between james bond and the avengers, but in minecraft form. trust me, you won’t want to miss out on that action.

    oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that players can ride and use to fly around the map? yeah, it’s pretty wild. one time, someone used their dragon to prank another player by dropping a bunch of chickens on their house. it was cluckin’ hilarious.

    so, if you’re looking for a server that’s off the chain and full of crazy adventures, then you gotta join us. plus, where else can you find a server where the owner once challenged a creeper to a dance-off and actually won? yeah, that actually happened. come join the fun!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Falling into the Void: 1 Soul Swords Wielded: 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5 Arcane Towers Raised: 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 28 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Mineshafts Explored: 2
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 10 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • Stone Cellar Neolithic Denmark

    Stone Cellar Neolithic Denmark
    yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got a 5,000-year-old stone-paved cellar under a neolithic crib in denmark! like, who even knew that was a thing, amirite? come build ur own ancient cellar and pretend ur a time traveler or sumthin. plus, we got secret passages and hidden treasures down there, like legit pirate booty. u never know what u gonna find in this wacky server, so come join the fun and dig up some history, yo!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 4 Goblin Markets Raided: 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 1 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Portal Loops Escaped: 0
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Crystal Caves Mapped: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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