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| Players: | 100/600 | Votes: | 9547 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 6 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 42 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 | Invisible Walls Found: | 3 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 75 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 | Gryphons Tamed: | 4 |
Do you want to learn a skill that will make you the ultimate Minecraft pro? Join our SMP and learn the ancient art of Creeper whispering! Our seasoned players will teach you how to communicate with these explosive creatures and have them do your bidding. Imagine riding into battle on the back of a Creeper, blowing up your enemies with style!
But that’s not all! We also offer classes in Enderman fashion design, where you can learn how to accessorize with those stylish purple blocks. And don’t forget our underwater basket weaving course, perfect for when you need to relax after a hard day of mining.
So come join us on our wacky and wild server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash). See you there, fellow blockheads!
