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| Players: | 103/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Battle Standards Raised: | 14 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 6 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 30 | Void Gems Collected: | 19 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 5 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 9 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.
| Players: | 105/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 11 | Alien Abductions: | 5 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 22 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 13 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 5 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.
Join our SMP and embark on epic quests to find rare materials like unicorn tears and dragon scales to craft your very own Dark Repulser. But be warned, the sword has a mind of its own and may demand sacrifices in the form of diamond blocks or enchanted golden apples.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive Creeper King, a giant creeper boss that roams the land looking for unsuspecting players to explode on. Defeat him and claim his explosive loot, but be prepared for a blast of a fight!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, with great power comes great explosions!
| Players: | 107/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 10 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 |
| Falling into the Void: | 1 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 3 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
| Chimeras Created: | 4 | Secret Passages Found: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.
Join us for epic battles against Ender Dragons, where the loot is as rare as finding diamonds in real life. Our server events are crazier than a pig riding a minecart, with challenges that will test your skills and make you question your sanity.
But wait, there’s more! Our community is as tight-knit as a group of villagers hiding from a zombie horde. Make friends, build alliances, and conquer the Minecraft world together.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even find a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted gear and memes. See you in the blocky world!
| Players: | 90/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 3 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 5681 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 10 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 10 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.
Join us if you’re tired of self-improvement and just want to chill with some cool peeps who understand that life is all about building pixelated houses and fighting off creepers.
Forget about trying harder, on our server, we embrace the chaos and embrace the derpiness of Minecraft.
And if you’re an incel looking for a new community to call home, look no further! We’re all about building friendships and crafting epic adventures together.
So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s mine, craft, and laugh our way to victory! Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.
| Players: | 95/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 13 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 12 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 9 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 19 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and thought they were the ultimate Minecraft master. But little did they know, our admin team had a secret weapon – a giant chicken that would randomly spawn and wreak havoc on unsuspecting players. Needless to say, that player’s ego was thoroughly crushed by a chicken.
But fear not, brave adventurer! Join our server and you too can experience the thrill of being humiliated by a giant chicken. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find love in the most unexpected places…like a lava pit. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 101/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 17 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 238 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 8 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 9 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 5 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 |
| Crops Grown: | 7993 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 5 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild that Vikala herself decided to drop in and cause some mayhem. And don’t even get us started on the upcoming DLC – Sandalphon is ready to shake things up like a blocky earthquake.
Forget about boring old tournaments, we’ve got F2P rotations that will make your diamond armor shake in fear. Plus, our patch notes are so meaty, they make a steak look like a veggie burger.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now before the Ender Dragon decides to take over and turn everything into obsidian. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a PlayStation player, then you might want to stick to the room instead.
| Players: | 103/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 7 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Orbs of Power Found: | 4 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
| Players: | 107/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 7 | Royal Courts Attended: | 2 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
Join us for the chance to explore new research, models, and datasets from Meta FAIR, including the infamous BitNet.cpp – the official inference framework for 1-bit LLMs. And let’s not forget about DeepSeek’s Janus-1.3B, which promises multimodal understanding and generation that will blow your mind.
But the real fun begins with Ministral 8B and PLaMo-100B – these models will have you questioning reality and laughing uncontrollably as you navigate through the chaos of our server. And if you’re looking for a challenge, check out our benchmarks like the Chatbot Arena and Censorbench – trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it.
So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and get ready for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life on /lmg/ – where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).
| Players: | 96/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 7 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 193 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 14 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 197 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 11 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 |
Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.
But don’t worry, being turned into an animal is just the beginning of the craziness on this server. We have giant chickens that lay diamond eggs, creepers that explode into confetti instead of destroying your builds, and villagers that trade in rare enchanted items for just a handful of dirt.
Join us for epic quests where you have to rescue the Ender Dragon from a group of rebellious sheep, or participate in our annual pig racing competition where the winner gets a lifetime supply of bacon. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco party hidden deep underground, where the skeletons are the best dancers in town.
So come on down to our wacky Minecraft server and experience a world where anything is possible, even being turned into an animal. Who knows, you might just find yourself enjoying the new moo-tation!
| Players: | 99/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Underground Cities Explored: | 5 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 6 |
| Mines Excavated: | 1529 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 1 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 10 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.
Join us on our server where brain damage is celebrated, and low IQ is a badge of honor. We have created a world where even the most mathematically challenged can thrive and excel in the realm of categories and morphisms.
Forget about being a broke high school teacher, on our server, you can be a Topos theorist without the need for a 150 IQ or rich parents. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s explore the beauty of abstract mathematics together! Who needs a PhD when you have a pickaxe and a dream?
| Players: | 104/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 3 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.
But that’s not all – rumor has it that Dr. Sledge once discovered a secret underground temple in Minecraft that was guarded by a pack of wild wolves. Legend has it that whoever can find this temple will be granted unlimited diamonds and emeralds for eternity. Are you up for the challenge?
So why wait? Join our server today and embark on a wild adventure with Dr. Sledge as your guide. Who knows what ancient treasures and mysteries await you in the world of Minecraft!
| Players: | 110/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 8 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 18 |
| Falling into the Void: | 0 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 6 |
Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!
Our server is filled with talented artists who are ready to bring your wildest expansion fantasies to life. From drawing to editing, we’ve got it all. And if you’re a beginner looking to start drawing fatties, we have resources and guides to help you get started on your phat journey.
But remember, on our server, we have a zero tolerance policy for loli/shota/underaged characters. Ain’t nobody got time for that nonsense. So come join us, bump the thread, and let’s make some epic phat art together! Just be sure to delete your bumps and ignore the alogs. And if you see any spam, report it and move on like the expansion pro you are.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft SMP server and let’s get phat together! Just don’t ask for a break or to wait “weeks/months/years” because we’re all about that instant gratification here. See you in the phat dimension!
| Players: | 99/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Gryphons Tamed: | 3 | Magical Moments Shared: | 26 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 24 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 7 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 1 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 7 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 23 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 |
Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.
We’ve got more drama than a herd of Endermen fighting over a block of obsidian. Join Amaya Whisper, Bri At Cookiebox, Mom At Cookiebox, Kanna Yanagi, PixelLink Lida Oriana, Nyanami Ruru & Rumi, Relia Lace, Umi Kyoku, and Valentine for some seriously wacky shenanigans.
Our server is so wild, it makes the Nether look like a peaceful stroll through a flower biome. With karaoke nights, epic battles, and more drama than a soap opera in the End dimension, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.
Join now before the Ender Dragon starts a revolution and takes over the server! Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this craziness.
| Players: | 94/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 5 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 25 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of llamas who run the economy and trade in rare items like enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden carrots. And don’t even get me started on the time we had a massive dance party on top of a giant slime block tower.
Join us if you dare to experience the madness and mayhem that is our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, anything can happen and nothing is off limits. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the chaos begin!
| Players: | 93/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 38 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 5 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 24 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 7 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
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| Players: | 98/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 11 |
| Falling into the Void: | 0 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 28 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.
