Sk8rBoiXmasEveGFLeftAlone

abusive ex, aita, Boyfriend, busy, celebration, christmas eve, Controlling, crocheting, ENERGY, Friends, game together, Gifts, hobby, hurt ankle, hurt feelings, inconsiderate, individual activities, parallel play, Plans, Promise, Sk8rBoiXmasEveGFLeftAlone, skateboarding, stocking shopping, Support, tiktoks

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	5298
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Enchantments Applied:	115	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Dimension Hops:	14
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	6

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of spending time with your boyfriend who loves to skateboard more than he loves spending time with you? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life relationships!

On our server, you can crochet to your heart’s content while your boyfriend watches tiktoks with his friends – no hurt ankles or inconsiderate gestures here! Plus, we have a special feature where you can toss virtual presents at each other when things get heated. And don’t worry, parallel play is our specialty – you can build your own world while your boyfriend does his own thing, just like in real life!

So come join us and leave the real world drama behind – because who needs a boyfriend when you have a Minecraft server to keep you company? 😉

CraftyAssassinIran

artist, ASSASSINATE, Conspiracy, CraftyAssassinIran, Dissident, Espionage, EXPOSED, Foreign, germany, Government, intelligence, International, investigation, iran, opposition, Plot, Political, Régime, SECURITY, Terrorism, threat

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	888
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Astral Projections Made:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Crops Grown:	7524
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5

LOL come join our Minecraft server where we expose all the wacky plots happening in Iran like trying to assassinate a dissident artist in Germany. But don’t worry, on our server, you can build your own secret hideout to avoid any crazy assassination attempts. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from any evil dictators trying to take you out. So come on over and join the fun, you never know what kind of wild adventures you’ll encounter on our server!

Leaf RNA Microbe Haven

biology, discovery, Environment, Environmental Science, findings, Haven, influence, interactions, leaf, leaf microbiome, leaves, Microbe, microbial communities, microbiology, plant health, plant-microbe interactions, research, RNA, RNA-Sequencing, Shaping, study, surface

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	9760
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Dragons Tamed:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where the leaves have RNA on them and it shapes the WHOLE MICROBIAL COMMUNITIES, bro! like, imagine being a leaf and having RNA control your whole life, wild right? join us and see how RNA on leaves can influence plant health and make the environment go WACKY! it’s like a sci-fi movie but in Minecraft, so come on and play with us, it’s gonna be LIT! 🌿🔬🤪 #RNAonLeaves #MicrobialMadness #MinecraftMayhem

Infinity Isles

commands, Community, Connection, creativity, Dimensions, Discord, donation, Events, Infinity, Isles, Minecraft, multiplayer, Prizes, quality of life, Resources, server performance, smp, Structures, Survival, Toxicity, voice chats

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	2700
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Alien Abductions:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	33	Emeralds Found:	2140
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Towns Built:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

Infinity Isles Minecraft Server
Overview:	Infinity Isles is a semi-vanilla, whitelisted, 18+ Minecraft server with a focus on community and quality of life improvements.

Why Join Infinity Isles?

Primarily vanilla survival server with helpful plugins
Whitelisted to ensure a mature and friendly community
Hosted on the East Coast of the US for optimal connectivity
Player-run shopping district and regular community events
Resource worlds for gathering materials without disturbing the main world
No pay-to-win donation perks, all proceeds used to improve the server
Active staff team committed to creating a positive environment
Active Discord server for community interaction

FAQs:

Q: Can I join the server if I am under 18 years old?	A: No, Infinity Isles is an 18+ server and only accepts players who meet this age requirement.
Q: Are griefers tolerated on the server?	A: No, griefing is not allowed on Infinity Isles. Our staff handles such incidents promptly and with zero tolerance.
Q: Is there a player-run economy on the server?	A: Yes, Infinity Isles has a player-run shopping district where players can set up their own shops and trade with others.
Q: Are there regular events on the server?	A: Yes, the server holds bi-weekly events with prizes, as well as off-schedule activities like Storage Wars and Charity Events.
Q: How can I donate to the server?	A: Donation options are available on our website here.

Epic Quest Hub 1.20.6

1.20.6, card games, celebration, cherished memory, Epic, family bonding, family fun, family tradition, father-daughter competition, friendly rivalry, game night, Hub, Important milestone, long-awaited win, milestone achievement, Preference, proud moment, quality time, Quest, special moment, sweet victory, ten years in the making, triumph, Victory

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	895
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	60	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Potions Brewed:	111	Magic Items Found:	1166

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, I swear it’s like beating your dad in Preference after 10 freakin’ years! It’s that epic, man! Like, you’ll feel like a total boss when you conquer all those pixelated blocks and mobs. Plus, you can show off to your dad how much of a gaming pro you’ve become. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and dominate like you’ve never dominated before!

WifeWars Minecraft Server

ADD, Attention, career, continuous contract, dreams, education, family, finances, Healthcare, interview process, Kids, medical school, Minecraft, Moving, Nurse, Pension, relationships, residency, Server, substitute teacher, supporting wife, WifeWars

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	868
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic and intense than your wife’s sudden decision to go to medical school? Look no further! Our server is so wild, it’ll make your wife’s midlife crisis look like a walk in the park.

Join us for the ultimate adventure where you’ll face challenges more daunting than moving across the country with two young kids. Our server will test your skills and patience just like trying to reason with your wife when she’s hyper-focused on planning a vacation.

With gameplay so engaging, you’ll forget all about your worries of starting over as a substitute teacher and leaving your beloved continuous contract behind. Who needs job security when you can immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is surviving the night?

So, if you’re looking for an escape from real-life chaos and want to support your wife’s dreams without actually moving across the country, join our server now! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find the time to interact with your wife and kids in between epic battles and building your dream virtual world.

UnderwearCraft

Boundaries, clothesline, Communication, CONSERVATIVE, domestic duties, EMBARRASSMENT, granny panties, hanging laundry, household chores, household responsibilities, Laundry, laundry day, laundry etiquette, laundry mishap, misunderstanding, neighborly etiquette, relationship, underwear, UnderwearCraft, vacuuming, washing dishes

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	869
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Votes:	9144
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Look no further! Our server is so wild, it’ll make hanging your girlfriend’s granny panties on the clothesline seem like a walk in the park.

Join us for epic adventures, crazy challenges, and unexpected twists at every turn. Just like the time I accidentally aired out my girlfriend’s unmentionables for the whole neighborhood to see. Trust me, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server!

So if you’re ready for a rollercoaster of laughs, drama, and pure chaos, come join us! Just remember, what happens on our server stays on our server (unless, of course, you hang your girlfriend’s undies out to dry).

InsultCraft SMP: CleanRoasts

amusing insult, banter insult, clean insult, CleanRoasts, clever insult, comical insult, creative insult, entertaining insult, favorite insult, friendly insult, funny insult, gentle insult, good-natured insult, humorous insult, InsultCraft, light insult, lighthearted insult, mild insult, non-offensive insult, playful insult, smp, teasing insult, witty insult

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	9504
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	227	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	6521	Mythical Quests Completed:	22
Farms Harvested:	699	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	2

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP! Like, seriously, it’s so lit you won’t even believe it. We have like, a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and stuff. And the best part is, our leader is a talking chicken named Sir Clucksalot. He’s like, the wisest chicken you’ll ever meet, I swear.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a roller coaster made entirely out of lava, because why not? And our PvP arena is actually a giant pineapple for some reason. Don’t ask me why, just come join and see for yourself.

Oh, and did I mention that we have a pet dragon that farts rainbows? Yeah, it’s pretty epic. So if you want to join the most insane, wacky, and totally random Minecraft SMP ever, then come join us now! Sir Clucksalot is waiting for you, my dudes.

BlockyFlirts

awkward dating moments, awkward flirting, awkward pick up lines, bad flirting, bad pick up lines, BlockyFlirts, cheesy flirting, cheesy pick up lines, cringeworthy dating lines, cringeworthy flirting, cringeworthy pick up lines, dating fails, embarrassing flirting, embarrassing pick up lines, pick up lines, pickup lines that don’t work, terrible flirting, terrible pick up lines, worst dating experiences, worst flirting attempts, worst pick up line

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	4905
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Emeralds Found:	5315	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

Are you a redstone torch? Because you light up my world like a creeper explosion! Join our Minecraft server and experience pick-up lines so bad, they’ll make you want to mine straight down to bedrock just to escape them! But don’t worry, our server is also filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community of players who will make you laugh so hard, you’ll accidentally punch a sheep. So come join us and see why our server is the only place where getting hit on with bad pick-up lines is actually a good thing!

RussianBoomCrew

arrest, bomb plot, criminal activity, crowded area, detained, explosive device, extremism, illegal, investigation, law enforcement, Planning, Public Safety, Russian citizens, RussianBoomCrew, SECURITY, suspicion, teenagers, Terrorism, terrorism prevention, threat, Yekaterinburg

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	4001
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	21	Mythical Swords Crafted:	84
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	5950
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Void Armor Forged:	20
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	8

Yo, imagine a Minecraft server so lit that even Russian teens are trying to blow it up! 😂 Join us for some explosive fun and crazy adventures! Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on this wild server. Plus, you’ll have a chance to meet some interesting characters along the way, like those Russian teens who clearly couldn’t handle our epicness. Don’t miss out on all the chaos and craziness, join now and see what all the hype is about! 💣🔥 #MinecraftMadness #RussianTeensApproved

Block Pathway to Forgetfulness

alzheimer’s, BLOCK, Blocking, Brain, Breakthrough, cognitive decline, Disease, forgetfulness, health, Medical, Memory Loss, Mice, neurodegenerative, Neurological, Pathway, Progression, research, Reverses, Science, study, Symptoms, Treatment

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	7386
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

OMG u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz like, we got a study that reveals key alzheimers pathway and blocking it reverses symptoms in mice! like, who knew mice could play minecraft, right? but seriously, if it works for them, imagine what it could do for u! come join us and reverse ur brain damage while building epic castles and battling creepers. it’s gonna be lit, fam! #blockalzheimers #minecraftcuresall

FrontierSMP

armor, Biomes, Bosses, Challenges, Custom Items, Farming, FrontierSMP, Loot, Mining, rail network, Shop, smp, Structures, Tools, weapons

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	8350
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	42	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	28
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Server IP	Play.FrontierSMP.net
Bedrock Crossplay Enabled (Port)	19132
Server Discord	https://discord.gg/E9mdAwFgNU
Wiki	https://docs.frontiersmp.net/
Version	1.21.1-1.21.3 (Playable on Latest Always)

Description:

FrontierSMP is a Survival Minecraft server with the main focus of being a community driven server. Our main goal is to make it so that players have a challenge similar to vanilla Minecraft with multiple challenging factors, but also build around a community. You will find that teleporting is a luxury on Frontier along with varying difficulty throughout the world. Mobs are tougher than normal the further you go and there are bosses waiting around every corner. All 3 worlds have custom terrain with loot per player to promote exploration for all. Spawn can also be built on by anyone to drive traffic to a shop, rail network, or whatever your heart desires. At the end of it all, we aim to make a satisfying server that will last for years to come.

Main Features:

Custom Terrain: All three dimensions have custom terrain, biomes, and structures. All structures have per player loot so you can join whenever and not miss out on exploring!
Towny: A key focal point to the server, our gameplay is focused on promoting and enhancing the Towny experience as much as possible.
Economy: We have put a lot of work and effort to balance the economy. You won’t be seeing crazy numbers here in the balance top.
Custom Items: We have set up our own loot system complete with fully textured Weapons, Tools, and Armor for you to collect.
PyroFishing & Farming: Everyone’s favorite plugins with Mining being added soon. We have also textured and balanced everything to the server!
No Pay To Win: We don’t promote that stuff and neither should you.

FAQ

1. Can I join the server from any Minecraft version?

Yes, we support the latest Minecraft version, so you can join with the most up-to-date version.

2. Are there any specific rules on FrontierSMP?

Yes, we have server rules in place to ensure a fair and enjoyable experience for all players. These rules can be found on our Discord or Wiki.

3. Is PvP enabled on the server?

PvP is enabled in certain areas of the server, but we also have safe zones where players can build and explore without the risk of PvP.

4. How can I get involved in the community on FrontierSMP?

You can join our Discord server to connect with other players, participate in events, and stay up to date on server news and updates.

5. Are there any plans for future updates to the server?

Yes, we are constantly working on new features and updates to improve the server. We welcome player feedback and suggestions for future updates.

Shilling Chinese Market 1.20.5

1.20.5, advertising, brand image, business ethics, Chinese, Chinese market, consumer behavior, cultural sensitivity, EMBARRASSING, global economy, international business, market, market analysis, market competition, market penetration, market research, market segmentation, market strategy, Marketing, Promotion, public relations, shilling

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	4911
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	82

OMG u gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a wild ride through a crazy Chinese market but in pixel form! 🤪🎉

You’ll be dodging flying dumplings and battling evil pandas while building your own epic pixelated empire! 🐼🏰

The shilling is so embarrassing, it’s like watching a llama try to breakdance in a tutu! 🦙💃

Join now for a hilarious adventure that will make you question reality and maybe even learn a thing or two about the mysterious ways of the Chinese market! 🤯🇨🇳

NeighborlyCraft Minecraft Server

aita, clean, Conflict, death, Favor, Gate, guests, Help, hospice, HOTELS, House, Introvert, mail, Minecraft, neighbor, NeighborlyCraft, RELATIVES, roof, Server, Sleeping accommodations, Spouse, vacation, well off

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	2636
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Star Shards Collected:	180
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Underground Cities Explored:	2

Are you tired of being the neighborhood doormat? Do you dread the thought of having to host unwanted guests in your home? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life obligations!

Join our server and build a virtual fortress where you never have to let annoying neighbors in or cater to their every whim. Let your creativity run wild as you construct a mansion with impenetrable gates to keep out any unwanted visitors.

And if you ever feel guilty about avoiding your neighbor in real life, just hop on our server and unleash your frustrations by unleashing a horde of virtual zombies on their pixelated house. Trust us, it’s a lot more satisfying than fixing their gate for the umpteenth time.

So why waste your time dealing with annoying neighbors when you can join our Minecraft server and live out your wildest introvert fantasies? Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know what kind of crazy adventures await you!

GiftGateCraft

Boundaries, Christmas drama, Christmas presents, Communication Issues, family conflicts, family dynamics, family pressure, gift etiquette, gift expectations, gift giving, gift regrets, GiftGateCraft, Gratitude, Heated Blanket, holiday traditions, long term grudges, Resentment, sibling relationships, sister drama, spoiled children

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	974
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Love Letters Sent:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Enchantments Applied:	57

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where heated blanket drama is a thing of the past! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of the misplaced blanket in this post.

Imagine a world where every block you mine leads to a new adventure, just like the never-ending saga of the heated blanket. Will you be the hero who finally gives the gift, or will you stand your ground like a true Minecraft warrior?

Don’t let the blanket drama get you down, join our server and let your creativity run wild. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a heated blanket hidden deep within the mines, just waiting to be claimed by a grateful player.

So come on, join us on this crazy journey where blankets are the ultimate prize and family drama is just another block to be mined. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the excitement in the world of Minecraft? Let’s dig in and see where the adventure takes us!

LoopholeLooter Minecraft SMP

LoopholeLooter, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	5620
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Endless Night Skies:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	32
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Magic Items Found:	1964
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory of servers! We have so many crazy loopholes that will blow your mind. Like, one time I found a secret tunnel that led to a diamond mine guarded by llamas wearing top hats. And if you join our server, you’ll get a free pet chicken that lays golden eggs every hour. It’s like living in a fairy tale, but with creepers and zombies trying to ruin the party. So come join us and experience the wackiest, most insane Minecraft adventure of your life!