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Players: | 91/900 | Votes: | 7204 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Players Killed by Monsters: | 8944 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 11 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 5 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 9 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 |
Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Living Statues Befriended: | 1 |
Mystic Runes Engraved: | 3 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 6 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 11 |
Just like how Mike is the ultimate babysitter for Caleb, our server will be your ultimate gaming experience. We promise to keep you entertained and on your toes with unexpected twists and turns. Who needs TV dramas when you have our server?
And just like how Luke’s mom tried to steal Mike as a sitter, we guarantee that no one will steal your diamonds or loot on our server. Your treasures will be safe with us, unlike poor Mike who almost got poached by a desperate parent.
So come join us for a wild ride of adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who knows, you might even find your own unicorn sitter… I mean, gaming buddy, on our server!