SisyphusCraft: Distraction Edition

Absurdism, Camus, coping with adversity, daily grind, distraction, distractions, Edition, existentialism, finding purpose, greek mythology, life’s challenges, meaning of life, mental resilience, never-ending tasks, overcoming obstacles, perseverance, personal growth, philosophy, pushing boulders, repetitive tasks, SISYPHUS, SisyphusCraft, Struggle

So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just a regular ol’ Minecraft player, mining and crafting and stuff. But then, BAM, you join this server and suddenly you’re in a whole new world of craziness!

We got flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret underground disco party for all your blocky dance needs. And get this, every time you mine a diamond, a unicorn poops out a rainbow. How cool is that?!

But wait, there’s more! Our admins are actually wizards in disguise, casting spells and turning creepers into fluffy bunnies. And rumor has it, if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical potato.

So come on, join us on this wild ride of chaos and laughter. Who needs to push a boulder up a hill when you can be mining diamonds and dancing with pigs? Let’s make Sisyphus jealous with our epic adventures!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Endless Night Skies:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Sarkarnetwork

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP

Minecraft lifesteal 24/7 Online Join now And not forget to vote our minecraft server For more information Join our discord server

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	6240

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

HyperMc

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, PvP

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Emeralds Found:	9032	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	487	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Elemental Crystals Collected:	67	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

MiniMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

MiniMC [SMP] [Earth / Towny] [Fun]

– Website: www.minimc.xyz – Discord: https://discord.gg/qjSwYnP2SF – Server IP: minimc.mc.gg – Version: 1.20.4 ————————————– – LGBTQ friendly – Custom in-game economy – Lots of different activities to do – Custom ranks (Paid and Free) – Earth scaled map – Create towns with friends – MCMMO

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	10

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Zombie Escape

Economy, PvE, PvP

Are you ready to face the undead in a thrilling survival adventure? Welcome to the Zombie Escape server, a unique twist inspired by the popular game MineZ. Immerse yourself in a 2000×2000 block world teeming with zombies and other dangerous creatures, where your survival skills will be put to the ultimate test.Explore a vast and challenging world overrun by zombies. Navigate through treacherous landscapes and unravel the mysteries hidden within.Loot Crates and Chests: Search for loot crates and chests scattered throughout the environment. Acquire essential supplies such as bandages, medkits, weapons, and various tools to aid your survival.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	407
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Soul Steal

Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Welcome to our Lifesteal Minecraft server! Raid bases, build your stronghold, steal hearts, and aim for world domination. Engage in strategic PvP battles, become a master builder, or a cunning infiltrator. Are you ready for the thrill of raiding, building, stealing, and conquering? Join now and make your mark!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	New Chunks Explored:	974950
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

RebornAge

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

Dive into a world where challenge meets creativity, and your skill is the key to success. In this unique environment, your mission is to earn the utmost respect and advance through the ranks of the prison.Your journey begins with a bare cell and a modest pickaxe, but your ability to mine and gather resources will pave the way to freedom. Navigate through intricate blocks, solve captivating puzzles, and climb the levels of the prison hierarchy. Only the most skilled will survive and attain the status of OP prisoner!Customize your cell with style and creativity, showcase your talent in the art of trade, and build strategic alliances with fellow inmates. But beware, the prison is full of challenges and pitfalls, and only those who demonstrate wit and skill will emerge victorious.Connect with players from around the world, face epic challenges, and showcase your mastery in Minecraft’s OP Prison mode. Prepare for a gripping experience, where skill and creativity will open the doors to freedom in a world like no other! Enter, mine, build, and conquer.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	5964	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Phoenix MC

Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

A friendly fun place to play Minecraft. We offer Survival and Skyblock servers. We are not pay to win! All ranks are achieved only through playing on our server

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	220	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

TerryLovers

Anarchy, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Semi-Anarchic Vanilla Server 1.20.2 with: -Rankups system -Safes -Daily rewards -Clans -Arenapvp. Airdrops -KOTH PVP

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Endless Legions Commanded:	11	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Mines Excavated:	2233
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	280	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

ChainMC

Economy, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Emeralds Found:	8669	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

The Thieves Den

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

A vanilla SMP server for people who just want to chill and play some Minecraft! Features rank rewards for playtime, an in-game economy, player warps, land claims, Jobs, McMMO, and so much more coming in the future!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Farms Harvested:	463
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Ores Mined:	4650
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

MenacingPvP

Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival

If you enjoy pre 1.9 pvp, join us! I played years ago and I liked the original style.MenacingPvP is a faction, pvp, raid, and griefing server. The gameplay is nearly vanilla, and it isn’t easy to acquire good gear. The economy isn’t OP and it takes effort to get things, making raiding another faction base that much sweeter.We’ve got Jobs to help make every player money, Crate Keys, a limited Shop for some essentials (creeper spawn eggs included), obsidian that’s breakable by 4-7 tnt/creeper explosions, auctions, silk spawners for Ranks, combat logger, a kit dueling system and more.Every vote in the game will give you a Vote Crate Key which gives nice items, and has chances to give a Rare Key and if you’re really lucky enough, our Brawler Rank.Give us a shot, we’re new!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Secret Passages Found:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	New Chunks Explored:	990935
Mines Excavated:	3679	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Last Empire

Economy, Factions, FTB, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Come join a up and coming RP-PvP server utilizing DarkRPG Fabric Edition! Battle your way through dungeons, defeat world bosses and dominate as KING! The world is yours!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Ores Mined:	5598
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Buildings Constructed:	47	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

KingdomSmp

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP

KingdomSMP is a brand new server launched in 2023 and owned by MyInRex! We currently have an amazing customized Lifesteal pvp-rich server and some of the best PVPers play our Lifesteal server.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Emeralds Found:	9288
Dimension Hops:	14	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

PurvisiSMP

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

A minecraft server made by PurvisiLOL also PurvisiSMP is also known as a network with Survival and Lifesteal is coming soon we hope you get the best day ever!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Dragons Tamed:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

ForgeSkies

Economy, MCMMO, Prison, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock

Forget boring skymining servers with mundane ‘features’ like autocompressors, multiple realms and OP gear. We already have those. Let’s talk about our innovative skill system, fun quests and unique custom boss fights that are sure to make every other skymining server feel lack luster.• Versions: 1.13 – 1.20+ • Java IP: forgeskies.minehut.gg • Bedrock: IP: bedrock.forgeskies.minehut.ggAt ForgeSkies, we offer a range of exciting gameplay variations, we also have a friendly and supportive community of players from all around the world. We believe that ForgeSkies is at its best when players can collaborate, compete, and connect with one another. Our community is welcoming and inclusive, and we’re always happy to see new players join the fun.The ForgeSkies team of experienced developers and dedicated staff work tirelessly to bring you the best possible Minecraft experience. We strive to create a server that is always up-to-date with the latest game features and updates, and we’re constantly adding new content and gameplay modes to keep things fresh and exciting.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	28
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	133	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.