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| Players: | 95/1000 | Votes: | 8255 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Blood Moons Survived: | 3 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 5 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 4 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 18 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Love Letters Sent: | 14 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 49 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 |
Our server is like a big, dysfunctional family, but in a good way. We’ll adopt you, put you through “college” (aka teach you how to survive in Minecraft), and be your rock when things get tough. Plus, we have epic funerals that you definitely don’t want to miss!
But beware, if you don’t attend our in-game funerals, you’ll be banned faster than you can say “respawn.” Just ask our friend’s sister who got kicked out of the server for missing one funeral. It’s a big deal, folks.
And don’t even get us started on our annual family reunion in July. It’s a blast, but only if you’re on good terms with the rest of the family. Otherwise, you might not even get an invite! Drama, drama, drama.
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server with more excitement than a soap opera, join us now! Just make sure to RSVP to all the virtual funerals, or you might find yourself on the virtual streets.
