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Players: | 108/300 | Votes: | 7208 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Underground Cities Explored: | 5 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 16 | Blood Moons Survived: | 2 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 | Rune Stones Activated: | 5 |
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 10 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 15 |
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 21 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
Evil Twin Fights: | 4 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 11 |
We promise no one will throw you under the bus (unless it’s a fun minigame involving actual buses). Our community is all about honesty and responsibility, unlike my sister who can’t seem to take the blame for anything. Plus, we have a strict no-vape policy, so you won’t have to worry about anyone stealing your clouds.
So come join us on the server where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster first. And remember, if anyone asks, you’re definitely not the asshole for telling it like it is.