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Players: | 98/400 | Votes: | 8360 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 22 |
Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 10 | Holy Grails Found: | 2 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 | Magical Moments Shared: | 15 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 8 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 45 |
Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 8 |
Rainbows Spotted: | 9 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 |
We promise no one will throw you under the bus (unless it’s a fun minigame involving actual buses). Our community is all about honesty and responsibility, unlike my sister who can’t seem to take the blame for anything. Plus, we have a strict no-vape policy, so you won’t have to worry about anyone stealing your clouds.
So come join us on the server where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster first. And remember, if anyone asks, you’re definitely not the asshole for telling it like it is.