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Players: | 104/400 | Votes: | 501 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 8 | Vanishing Items Found: | 3 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 11 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 |
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 39 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 7 |
Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 7 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
Runes Activated: | 1 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
We promise no one will throw you under the bus (unless it’s a fun minigame involving actual buses). Our community is all about honesty and responsibility, unlike my sister who can’t seem to take the blame for anything. Plus, we have a strict no-vape policy, so you won’t have to worry about anyone stealing your clouds.
So come join us on the server where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster first. And remember, if anyone asks, you’re definitely not the asshole for telling it like it is.