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Players: | 96/600 | Votes: | 1558 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 27 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 25 |
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 27 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 9 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 | Infinity Stones Found: | 6 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 1 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
Dark Rituals Completed: | 2 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 |
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 | Wilderness Tamed: | 16 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 17 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 39 |
We promise no one will throw you under the bus (unless it’s a fun minigame involving actual buses). Our community is all about honesty and responsibility, unlike my sister who can’t seem to take the blame for anything. Plus, we have a strict no-vape policy, so you won’t have to worry about anyone stealing your clouds.
So come join us on the server where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster first. And remember, if anyone asks, you’re definitely not the asshole for telling it like it is.