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Players: | 109/1000 | Votes: | 2678 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Horror Stories Survived: | 2 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 |
Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 |
Invisible Pathways Walked: | 4 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 |
Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 |
Royal Courts Attended: | 3 | Underground Cities Explored: | 5 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 18 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 |
We promise no one will throw you under the bus (unless it’s a fun minigame involving actual buses). Our community is all about honesty and responsibility, unlike my sister who can’t seem to take the blame for anything. Plus, we have a strict no-vape policy, so you won’t have to worry about anyone stealing your clouds.
So come join us on the server where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster first. And remember, if anyone asks, you’re definitely not the asshole for telling it like it is.