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Players: | 100/900 | Votes: | 2214 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 6 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 5 |
Herobrine Sightings: | 2 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 21 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 5 |
Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
Imagine a world where your in-laws are more intense than a creeper explosion and therapy is a requirement for choosing a baby name. On our server, you’ll navigate through the complexities of honoring family members, dealing with childhood trauma, and facing the wrath of angry grandparents.
Forget building castles and mining for diamonds, the real adventure is trying to convince your spouse that naming your child after your childhood nemesis is a bad idea. Will you stand your ground like a strong warrior or cave under pressure like a weak zombie? The choice is yours!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more twisted than a jungle maze, join us now! Who needs dragons and dungeons when you have family drama and therapy sessions to keep you entertained?