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Players: | 102/800 | Votes: | 5543 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 3 |
Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Magical Moments Shared: | 14 |
Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 1 |
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 8 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 |
Imagine a world where your in-laws are more intense than a creeper explosion and therapy is a requirement for choosing a baby name. On our server, you’ll navigate through the complexities of honoring family members, dealing with childhood trauma, and facing the wrath of angry grandparents.
Forget building castles and mining for diamonds, the real adventure is trying to convince your spouse that naming your child after your childhood nemesis is a bad idea. Will you stand your ground like a strong warrior or cave under pressure like a weak zombie? The choice is yours!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more twisted than a jungle maze, join us now! Who needs dragons and dungeons when you have family drama and therapy sessions to keep you entertained?