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Ears Move Funny – Minecraft Server

Ability, ANCESTORS, ancient trait, auditory system, biology, ear movement, ears, Evolution, funny, human ears, Listening, Minecraft, Move, Muscles, neural circuits, neural fossil, orient, research, Science, sensory perception, Server, sound source, vestigial reaction

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	9003
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Towns Built:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Crops Grown:	1536
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Ores Mined:	6808

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU! DO U WANT TO JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW UR MIND? WELL, U BETTER JOIN OUR SERVER BECAUSE WE HAVE A NEURAL FOSSIL THAT MAKES UR EARS MOVE WHEN U LISTEN!

IMAGINE WALKING AROUND IN MINECRAFT AND SUDDENLY UR EARS START TWITCHING LIKE CRAZY. THAT’S THE MAGIC OF OUR SERVER, BABY! WE BELIEVE THAT OUR ANCESTORS USED TO BE ABLE TO MOVE THEIR EARS, AND NOW U CAN EXPERIENCE THAT TOO!

SO WHAT R U WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER AND LET UR EARS DANCE TO THE SOUND OF CREEPERS EXPLODING AND ZOMBIES GROANING. IT’S A WILD RIDE, MY FRIENDS!

Azure Realm 2 1.20.5

#blue lock, 1.20.5, animation, aura, AZURE, CGI, Character development, Competition, cool frames, crybabies, emotional moments, intense matches, Manga adaptation, Manga fans, powerpoint presentation, Realm, SEASON 2, soccer anime, soccer drills, sports anime, teamwork, training camp, Watchable

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	7099
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Emeralds Found:	3179
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like watching a Powerpoint presentation but with way cooler frames and aura effects. And get this, they even have shitty CGI in between for extra laughs. It’s a total trip, man. Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

GrampsCraft Minecraft Server

Animals, Approval, black sheep, Cats, chasing approval, control, cycle of abuse, deathbed, dying wish, failed marriage, family dynamics, GrampsCraft, GRANDPA, love, Minecraft, Multimillionaire, Resentment, self-made, Server, Struggling, Threats, Trailer

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	6057
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Meteorites Collected:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Villages Defended:	9	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Enchantments Applied:	218	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the real world and dive into a virtual world where you can build, mine, and explore without any family drama weighing you down.

Just like the protagonist in this story, you can leave behind all the emotional baggage and focus on creating your own adventure. No controlling grandpas here, just endless possibilities and fun!

Who needs real-life family drama when you can have creeper explosions and zombie attacks instead? Join our server now and leave all your worries behind. Plus, we promise not to take away your virtual cats – unless they start griefing other players’ builds, of course!

DoggoDramaDilemma

animal abuse, animal advocacy, animal cruelty, animal neglect, animal neglect consequences, animal neglect laws, animal neglect report, animal rescue, animal rights, animal welfare, animal welfare laws, DoggoDramaDilemma, genetic issues, inbreeding, neglect, neglectful pet owners, neglecting dogs, pet neglect, reporting neglect, standing up against neglect

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	3848
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Magic Items Found:	5166	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Buildings Constructed:	41
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Demon Skulls Collected:	19

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this story? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama just like this poor neglected dog situation.

Reasons to join: – Our server is so crazy, you’ll forget all about neglectful dog owners and inbred puppies. – Experience the thrill of standing up against mistreatment and neglect, just like in this story. – Our server is drama-filled, just like reporting a neglectful dog owner to the authorities. – Play with zero empathy for virtual animals, just like the boyfriend in this story. – Get ready for some intense family drama, just like the one in this post.

Join now and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other! (Disclaimer: No real dogs were harmed in the making of this server)

CraftyAtheistHaven

agnostic, atheism, atheist community, BELIEF, CraftyAtheistHaven, critical thinking, deconversion, disbelief, FAITH, freethinker, Logic, non-believer, personal journey, Questioning, reason, reddit, Religion, Religious, secular, skepticism, spirituality

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	2523
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Villages Defended:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Emeralds Found:	8703	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Magic Items Found:	6283	Gods Slained:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	3

Are you tired of being surrounded by religious players on other Minecraft servers, constantly preaching about their beliefs? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a strict “no religion” policy! That’s right, you can mine, build, and explore without anyone trying to convert you to their virtual church.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret stash of diamond blocks hidden deep within the End dimension. Rumor has it that whoever defeats the dragon will gain access to this treasure trove and become the richest player on the server. Will you be the one to claim the riches?

Join us now and experience a Minecraft world like no other, where atheists reign supreme and riches await those brave enough to take on the Ender Dragon!

BlockCraft417

2024.., BlockCraft417, blocked websites, Cyber Security, digital censorship, digital rights, freedom of speech, government control, internet censorship, internet crackdown, internet regulation, internet restrictions, media reports, online censorship, online freedom, online information control, online privacy, online surveillance, press freedom, russia, web access restrictions

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	7888
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Enchantments Applied:	244	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Dragons Tamed:	7
Star Shards Collected:	84	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	13

so like, u know what’s not blocked in russia? our epic minecraft server! come join us and escape the internet censorship madness! build a house, mine for diamonds, and maybe even start a revolution against the evil website blockers! who needs freedom of speech when u can have freedom to mine? join us now and stick it to the man, one block at a time!

Adriano’s Realm 1.21.1

1.21.1, 2021, Adrianos, anal only, ASSES, chicks, Chinese debt, Chinese government, Chris Buckley, federal indictment, foreign business dealings, global banking family., grand jury, hunter biden, investigations, laptop, Lord Jacob Rothschild, Mike Adriano, NYT reporter, political deal, ponzi scheme, private equity firm, Realm, savings bonds, Southern District of New York, spy balloon, Swallowed, switzerland, tongue fucks, Treasury, US debt, us foreign policy, world banking industry

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	3132
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Votes:	7803
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Yo, listen up! Ever heard of Mike Adriano? Yeah, that dude who’s all up in those anal scenes, but guess what? He’s also out here saving the world from those sneaky bankers trying to pull a fast one on us! Join our Minecraft server and uncover the truth behind the Rothschilds, Hunter Biden, and a Chinese spy balloon. It’s a wild ride filled with intrigue, scandal, and a porn star named Mike Adriano as the unexpected hero. Get in on the action and see what really went down in this crazy conspiracy. Don’t miss out, or you’ll be left wondering why a porn star was involved in a high-stakes political deal. Let’s dig deep and uncover the secrets together!

CraftyWaitressLies

ACCUSATION, aita, Angry, bill, burger, CraftyWaitressLies, Difference, dish, dishonesty, family, Fries, Large, Lied, Manager, Medium, Order, Prices, Restaurant, Situation, Upsell, waitress

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	740
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	21	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Farms Harvested:	929	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Alien Abductions:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

Come join our Minecraft server where you won’t have to worry about getting upsold on fries like this poor soul at a restaurant! Our server offers unlimited virtual fries with every meal, no matter what size you prefer. Plus, our managers are always on standby to make sure you’re treated fairly and honestly. Don’t be the “asshole” who gets scammed for fries, join our server and feast like a king without the drama!

RedditRatPack

Anonymity, burner accounts, Celebrity Gossip, celebrity scandals, digital footprint, famous person, famous personalities, hidden profiles, internet personas., internet sleuthing, online activity, online anonymity, online behavior, online personas, online presence, reddit, RedditRatPack, secret identities, social media, social-networking, undercover

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	7236
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Farms Harvested:	374	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Have you ever wondered which famous person has multiple burner accounts on Reddit? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can uncover the truth behind this mystery! Join us and embark on a quest to uncover the secret identities of your favorite celebrities as they lurk in the depths of the internet. Will you discover that your favorite A-lister is actually a master troll in disguise? Only one way to find out – join our server now and let the madness begin!

CraftyBlock: 100% Tariff-Free Zone

brics, CraftyBlock, economic sanctions, Economy, export tariffs, foreign relations, global trade, import tariffs, India, international relations, negotiations, Politics, protectionism, tariff threat, TariffFree, trade agreements, trade disputes, trade policies, trade tensions, trade war, trump, Zone

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	2764
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	220	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we have trump as our president and he’s threatening to put a 100% tariff on all the BRICS members, including india. why join? because where else can you find a server with such high stakes and drama? plus, trump is always saying crazy stuff and you never know what he’ll do next. come join before he builds a wall around our server and makes us pay for it! #buildthatwall #trump2020 #minecraftmadness

VividCraft Skyline 1.20

ai generated, ANCHOR, Archiving, Boorus, constructive criticism, dark edition, deliveries, deliveries only, drawthread, hololive, Horrors, NSFW deliveries, Past Threads., Reposting, Requests, search tag, skyline, VividCraft, Vtuber, youtube booru

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	9073
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Farms Harvested:	438
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Star Shards Collected:	185	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Astral Projections Made:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	690

Yo, bros and broettes! Are you ready to dive into the depths of darkness and uncover the spookiest secrets of the night? Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with horror and madness!

We’ve got creepy creatures lurking around every corner, waiting to jump out and give you a scare. From haunted houses to eerie forests, this server is like a horror movie come to life!

But don’t worry, we also have some hilarious surprises in store for you. Ever wanted to see a zombie dance the cha-cha? Or watch a skeleton try to do the Macarena? Well, you’re in luck because anything can happen on our server!

So come on down and join us for a crazy, wacky, and downright insane adventure. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and your bravery, because you’re gonna need both to survive in this twisted world!

BlockyBedrock: Keep it safe and consensual!

BlockyBedrock, Boundaries, Communication, consensual, consent, Contraception, Gender Identity, Intimacy, Pleasure, relationships, Safe, sex education, sexual communication, sexual education, Sexual empowerment, sexual health, sexual myths, sexual orientation, sexual satisfaction, sexual self-care, sexual taboos, sexual wellness, STIs

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	1308
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Mines Excavated:	4882	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	2003
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest, craziest, and most outrageous Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Join us for a chance to explore a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena! Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon has been known to breakdance on weekends.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground club where players can discuss taboo topics like sex and relationships in a safe and supportive environment. Share your wildest stories, ask burning questions, and maybe even find your Minecraft soulmate!

So why wait? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the absurd. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

HostageCraft Minecraft Server

abduction, clarify, Conflict, Crisis, current events, Demand, Diplomacy, family, Hamas, HostageCraft, hostages, international relations, Israel, Kids, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Négotiation, News, SECURITY, Server, Shiri Bibas, Status, uncertainty

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	2707
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Dragons Tamed:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	142	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4

u know wat u shud do instead of worryin bout hostages? join dis epic minecraft server where u can build ur own virtual world and forget bout real world problems. plus, rumor has it dat if u join dis server, u will unlock secret powers dat will make u invincible in the game. so come on, stop stressin and start block buildin with us!

DroneWarsMC

aerial attacks, Attack Drones, civilian casualties, Conflict Resolution, DroneWarsMC, eastern europe, foreign relations, global security, government aggression, human rights violations, international conflict, military aggression, military technology, peace negotiations, political tensions, residential buildings, russia, security threats, Ukrainian cities, War Crimes, WARFARE

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	6311
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

U want a wild ride in minecraft? come join our server, where we have russian attack drones flying around blowing up houses for fun! it’s like a real life action movie but in blocky pixel form. join us if u wanna experience the thrill of dodging explosions while building ur dream house. who needs peace when u can have chaos and destruction in minecraft? come join us now!

BubbleCraft: UltraScan Edition

agent, BubbleCraft, Contrast, contrast agent, Edition, Enhance, image, Imaging, internal organs, intravenously, Medical, medical ultrasound, microbubbles, Organs, polymer, protein, protein-polymer, Quality, researchers, SYNTHESIZED, Tested, UltraScan, Ultrasound

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	2755
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, man. like, we got these crazy protein-polymer microbubbles that are, like, gonna blow your mind, dude. they’re, like, injected into your bloodstream and make your organs look all fancy and stuff on ultrasound. it’s like having a disco party in your body, man.

join this server if you wanna see your insides light up like a rave, dude. we got the coolest medical technology this side of the blocky world. come on, don’t be a square, join us and let’s party with some protein-polymer microbubbles!

Players:	94/900	Votes:	5727
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Divine Spears Created:	15