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Ears Move Funny – Minecraft Server

Ability, ANCESTORS, ancient trait, auditory system, biology, ear movement, ears, Evolution, funny, human ears, Listening, Minecraft, Move, Muscles, neural circuits, neural fossil, orient, research, Science, sensory perception, Server, sound source, vestigial reaction

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	8546
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Dragons Tamed:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	185

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU! DO U WANT TO JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW UR MIND? WELL, U BETTER JOIN OUR SERVER BECAUSE WE HAVE A NEURAL FOSSIL THAT MAKES UR EARS MOVE WHEN U LISTEN!

IMAGINE WALKING AROUND IN MINECRAFT AND SUDDENLY UR EARS START TWITCHING LIKE CRAZY. THAT’S THE MAGIC OF OUR SERVER, BABY! WE BELIEVE THAT OUR ANCESTORS USED TO BE ABLE TO MOVE THEIR EARS, AND NOW U CAN EXPERIENCE THAT TOO!

SO WHAT R U WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER AND LET UR EARS DANCE TO THE SOUND OF CREEPERS EXPLODING AND ZOMBIES GROANING. IT’S A WILD RIDE, MY FRIENDS!

Azure Realm 2 1.20.5

#blue lock, 1.20.5, animation, aura, AZURE, CGI, Character development, Competition, cool frames, crybabies, emotional moments, intense matches, Manga adaptation, Manga fans, powerpoint presentation, Realm, SEASON 2, soccer anime, soccer drills, sports anime, teamwork, training camp, Watchable

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	6054
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Void Armor Forged:	26
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Towns Built:	9	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like watching a Powerpoint presentation but with way cooler frames and aura effects. And get this, they even have shitty CGI in between for extra laughs. It’s a total trip, man. Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

GrampsCraft Minecraft Server

Animals, Approval, black sheep, Cats, chasing approval, control, cycle of abuse, deathbed, dying wish, failed marriage, family dynamics, GrampsCraft, GRANDPA, love, Minecraft, Multimillionaire, Resentment, self-made, Server, Struggling, Threats, Trailer

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	8636
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Meteorites Collected:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Void Armor Forged:	26
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	174
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	13

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the real world and dive into a virtual world where you can build, mine, and explore without any family drama weighing you down.

Just like the protagonist in this story, you can leave behind all the emotional baggage and focus on creating your own adventure. No controlling grandpas here, just endless possibilities and fun!

Who needs real-life family drama when you can have creeper explosions and zombie attacks instead? Join our server now and leave all your worries behind. Plus, we promise not to take away your virtual cats – unless they start griefing other players’ builds, of course!

DoggoDramaDilemma

animal abuse, animal advocacy, animal cruelty, animal neglect, animal neglect consequences, animal neglect laws, animal neglect report, animal rescue, animal rights, animal welfare, animal welfare laws, DoggoDramaDilemma, genetic issues, inbreeding, neglect, neglectful pet owners, neglecting dogs, pet neglect, reporting neglect, standing up against neglect

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	6148
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	17
Enchantments Applied:	117	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this story? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama just like this poor neglected dog situation.

Reasons to join: – Our server is so crazy, you’ll forget all about neglectful dog owners and inbred puppies. – Experience the thrill of standing up against mistreatment and neglect, just like in this story. – Our server is drama-filled, just like reporting a neglectful dog owner to the authorities. – Play with zero empathy for virtual animals, just like the boyfriend in this story. – Get ready for some intense family drama, just like the one in this post.

Join now and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other! (Disclaimer: No real dogs were harmed in the making of this server)

CraftyAtheistHaven

agnostic, atheism, atheist community, BELIEF, CraftyAtheistHaven, critical thinking, deconversion, disbelief, FAITH, freethinker, Logic, non-believer, personal journey, Questioning, reason, reddit, Religion, Religious, secular, skepticism, spirituality

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	7672
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Emeralds Found:	7006	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	90	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	5

Are you tired of being surrounded by religious players on other Minecraft servers, constantly preaching about their beliefs? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a strict “no religion” policy! That’s right, you can mine, build, and explore without anyone trying to convert you to their virtual church.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret stash of diamond blocks hidden deep within the End dimension. Rumor has it that whoever defeats the dragon will gain access to this treasure trove and become the richest player on the server. Will you be the one to claim the riches?

Join us now and experience a Minecraft world like no other, where atheists reign supreme and riches await those brave enough to take on the Ender Dragon!

BlockCraft417

2024.., BlockCraft417, blocked websites, Cyber Security, digital censorship, digital rights, freedom of speech, government control, internet censorship, internet crackdown, internet regulation, internet restrictions, media reports, online censorship, online freedom, online information control, online privacy, online surveillance, press freedom, russia, web access restrictions

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	5920
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Buildings Constructed:	12	Epic Shields Constructed:	28
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24

so like, u know what’s not blocked in russia? our epic minecraft server! come join us and escape the internet censorship madness! build a house, mine for diamonds, and maybe even start a revolution against the evil website blockers! who needs freedom of speech when u can have freedom to mine? join us now and stick it to the man, one block at a time!

Adriano’s Realm 1.21.1

1.21.1, 2021, Adrianos, anal only, ASSES, chicks, Chinese debt, Chinese government, Chris Buckley, federal indictment, foreign business dealings, global banking family., grand jury, hunter biden, investigations, laptop, Lord Jacob Rothschild, Mike Adriano, NYT reporter, political deal, ponzi scheme, private equity firm, Realm, savings bonds, Southern District of New York, spy balloon, Swallowed, switzerland, tongue fucks, Treasury, US debt, us foreign policy, world banking industry

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	2553
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5

Yo, listen up! Ever heard of Mike Adriano? Yeah, that dude who’s all up in those anal scenes, but guess what? He’s also out here saving the world from those sneaky bankers trying to pull a fast one on us! Join our Minecraft server and uncover the truth behind the Rothschilds, Hunter Biden, and a Chinese spy balloon. It’s a wild ride filled with intrigue, scandal, and a porn star named Mike Adriano as the unexpected hero. Get in on the action and see what really went down in this crazy conspiracy. Don’t miss out, or you’ll be left wondering why a porn star was involved in a high-stakes political deal. Let’s dig deep and uncover the secrets together!

CraftyWaitressLies

ACCUSATION, aita, Angry, bill, burger, CraftyWaitressLies, Difference, dish, dishonesty, family, Fries, Large, Lied, Manager, Medium, Order, Prices, Restaurant, Situation, Upsell, waitress

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	9163
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Alien Abductions:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	45	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Void Armor Forged:	30
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	65

Come join our Minecraft server where you won’t have to worry about getting upsold on fries like this poor soul at a restaurant! Our server offers unlimited virtual fries with every meal, no matter what size you prefer. Plus, our managers are always on standby to make sure you’re treated fairly and honestly. Don’t be the “asshole” who gets scammed for fries, join our server and feast like a king without the drama!

RedditRatPack

Anonymity, burner accounts, Celebrity Gossip, celebrity scandals, digital footprint, famous person, famous personalities, hidden profiles, internet personas., internet sleuthing, online activity, online anonymity, online behavior, online personas, online presence, reddit, RedditRatPack, secret identities, social media, social-networking, undercover

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	4778
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	11	Alien Abductions:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Magic Items Found:	2260

Have you ever wondered which famous person has multiple burner accounts on Reddit? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can uncover the truth behind this mystery! Join us and embark on a quest to uncover the secret identities of your favorite celebrities as they lurk in the depths of the internet. Will you discover that your favorite A-lister is actually a master troll in disguise? Only one way to find out – join our server now and let the madness begin!

CraftyBlock: 100% Tariff-Free Zone

brics, CraftyBlock, economic sanctions, Economy, export tariffs, foreign relations, global trade, import tariffs, India, international relations, negotiations, Politics, protectionism, tariff threat, TariffFree, trade agreements, trade disputes, trade policies, trade tensions, trade war, trump, Zone

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	3732
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	35	Falling into the Void:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Love Letters Sent:	9	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Void Gems Collected:	35	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we have trump as our president and he’s threatening to put a 100% tariff on all the BRICS members, including india. why join? because where else can you find a server with such high stakes and drama? plus, trump is always saying crazy stuff and you never know what he’ll do next. come join before he builds a wall around our server and makes us pay for it! #buildthatwall #trump2020 #minecraftmadness

VividCraft Skyline 1.20

ai generated, ANCHOR, Archiving, Boorus, constructive criticism, dark edition, deliveries, deliveries only, drawthread, hololive, Horrors, NSFW deliveries, Past Threads., Reposting, Requests, search tag, skyline, VividCraft, Vtuber, youtube booru

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	2243
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Buildings Constructed:	34
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

Yo, bros and broettes! Are you ready to dive into the depths of darkness and uncover the spookiest secrets of the night? Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with horror and madness!

We’ve got creepy creatures lurking around every corner, waiting to jump out and give you a scare. From haunted houses to eerie forests, this server is like a horror movie come to life!

But don’t worry, we also have some hilarious surprises in store for you. Ever wanted to see a zombie dance the cha-cha? Or watch a skeleton try to do the Macarena? Well, you’re in luck because anything can happen on our server!

So come on down and join us for a crazy, wacky, and downright insane adventure. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and your bravery, because you’re gonna need both to survive in this twisted world!

BlockyBedrock: Keep it safe and consensual!

BlockyBedrock, Boundaries, Communication, consensual, consent, Contraception, Gender Identity, Intimacy, Pleasure, relationships, Safe, sex education, sexual communication, sexual education, Sexual empowerment, sexual health, sexual myths, sexual orientation, sexual satisfaction, sexual self-care, sexual taboos, sexual wellness, STIs

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	235
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Animals Bred:	167
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Endless Night Skies:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest, craziest, and most outrageous Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Join us for a chance to explore a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena! Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon has been known to breakdance on weekends.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground club where players can discuss taboo topics like sex and relationships in a safe and supportive environment. Share your wildest stories, ask burning questions, and maybe even find your Minecraft soulmate!

So why wait? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the absurd. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

HostageCraft Minecraft Server

abduction, clarify, Conflict, Crisis, current events, Demand, Diplomacy, family, Hamas, HostageCraft, hostages, international relations, Israel, Kids, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Négotiation, News, SECURITY, Server, Shiri Bibas, Status, uncertainty

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	3971
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5

u know wat u shud do instead of worryin bout hostages? join dis epic minecraft server where u can build ur own virtual world and forget bout real world problems. plus, rumor has it dat if u join dis server, u will unlock secret powers dat will make u invincible in the game. so come on, stop stressin and start block buildin with us!

DroneWarsMC

aerial attacks, Attack Drones, civilian casualties, Conflict Resolution, DroneWarsMC, eastern europe, foreign relations, global security, government aggression, human rights violations, international conflict, military aggression, military technology, peace negotiations, political tensions, residential buildings, russia, security threats, Ukrainian cities, War Crimes, WARFARE

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	7453
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Alien Abductions:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Dragons Tamed:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Gods Slained:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31

U want a wild ride in minecraft? come join our server, where we have russian attack drones flying around blowing up houses for fun! it’s like a real life action movie but in blocky pixel form. join us if u wanna experience the thrill of dodging explosions while building ur dream house. who needs peace when u can have chaos and destruction in minecraft? come join us now!

BubbleCraft: UltraScan Edition

agent, BubbleCraft, Contrast, contrast agent, Edition, Enhance, image, Imaging, internal organs, intravenously, Medical, medical ultrasound, microbubbles, Organs, polymer, protein, protein-polymer, Quality, researchers, SYNTHESIZED, Tested, UltraScan, Ultrasound

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	3442
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Animals Bred:	194	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18

so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, man. like, we got these crazy protein-polymer microbubbles that are, like, gonna blow your mind, dude. they’re, like, injected into your bloodstream and make your organs look all fancy and stuff on ultrasound. it’s like having a disco party in your body, man.

join this server if you wanna see your insides light up like a rave, dude. we got the coolest medical technology this side of the blocky world. come on, don’t be a square, join us and let’s party with some protein-polymer microbubbles!

Players:	97/100	Votes:	8370
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Emeralds Found:	5018	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Chimeras Created:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4