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Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 99/500 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Emeralds Found: 8652 Blood Moons Survived: 0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 44 Mines Excavated: 1989
Royal Courts Attended: 2 Infernal Machines Built: 2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 33
Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Rune Stones Activated: 6

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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