Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as scandalous as your sister-in-law’s therapy sessions? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, betrayal, and secrets spilling faster than lava from a volcano.

Our server is so intense, you’ll feel like you’re in a therapy session yourself. But don’t worry, our therapists are sworn to secrecy (unlike your SIL) and won’t spill your secrets to anyone – not even to the creepers lurking in the shadows.

Join us if you’re ready for a rollercoaster of emotions, questionable ethics, and a chance to report someone for a HIPAA violation just for the fun of it. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? Don’t be an asshole, join our server today!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 101/700 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
Shadow Daggers Crafted: 23 Wyrmholes Dug: 9
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Epic Bosses Defeated: 3
Mythical Relics Collected: 20 Invisible Pathways Walked: 6
Magical Ponies Rescued: 5 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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