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Players: | 101/400 | Votes: | 9359 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 | Animals Bred: | 59 |
New Chunks Explored: | 56041 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 20 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 62 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
Our server is perfect for those who love a good story, like the one where my sister’s therapist called me controlling for expecting her to not drink on the job. Who knew babysitting could be so scandalous?
But don’t worry, we have plenty of fun activities to distract you from family drama, like building epic castles, exploring mysterious caves, and taming wild llamas. And if you ever need a break from the chaos, just hop on a minecart and ride away into the sunset.
So come join us on our server, where the only thing more unpredictable than the creepers is the family dynamics! Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft?